the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

lol....when you give her flowers..she ask you if you want to smell the bouquet..and when you respond yes..she hikes her skirt up

and it can double as a vase too

[almaty 19]

she helped raise the GOP to getting more sex than the Dems..cause she went to their last convention

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she helped raise the GOP to getting more sex than the Dems..cause she went to their last convention

she's in training videos for interns.

[almaty 19]

she made not only took bill's cigar..she took the whole humidor

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she made not only took bill's cigar..she took the whole humidor

she worked at a telephone company - she was on the line crew and in charge of holding the new telephone poles.

[almaty 19]

lol...she can lay more line and linesman in a day..than any person alive

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

lol...she can lay more line and linesman in a day..than any person alive

she gives new meaning to "reach out and touch someone"

[almaty 19]

she can do morse code with her tongue on one eye

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

she can do morse code with her tongue on one eye

she can write algebra equations on a chalkboard with a piece of chalk stuck in her butt.

[almaty 19]

lol.......

she can paly the star spangler banner on your trouser flute and make old one eye ..stand at attention

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

lol.......

she can paly the star spangler banner on your trouser flute and make old one eye ..stand at attention

and she'll finish it with old one eye giving a 21 gun salute

[almaty 19]

lol...................

she can play the upright organ............

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

lol...................

she can play the upright organ............

one with tulips on top of it.

[almaty 19]

lol......

when someone at work ask.."where is she" always the same answer.." she is shoulder deep in someone's nuts"

[Ban Hammer 13,140]

lol......

when someone at work ask.."where is she" always the same answer.." she is shoulder deep in someone's nuts"

and any phone calls for her always get the same response - she can't come to the phone right now, she's "eating"