the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

and had more poles planned in her than can be counted

[Ban Hammer 13,141]

and had more poles planned in her than can be counted

if she had as many sticking outta her as stuck in her she'd look like a ####### porcupine.

[almaty 19]

she been banged on more time that a pinta..at stevie wonders blind friends support group

[Ban Hammer 13,141]

she never needs to buy any makeup removal creams, as yours will do quite well.

[almaty 19]

her face is the color of liquid paper...which is strange cause the rest of her body is mocha colored

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[Ban Hammer 13,141]

her face is the color of liquid paper...which is strange cause the rest of her body is mocha colored

ben and jerry named an ice cream after her "spanking monkey"

[almaty 19]

and the vanilla facial

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She smells like a fish market! And a tattoo on her ### that reads liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

She also inspired the lynard skinnard song cuntya smell that smell!

[MissStacey 1]

She never worries about getting lost- she just follows her snail trail back home.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She never worries about getting lost- she just follows her snail trail back home.

SALT anyone?

[Ban Hammer 13,141]

She never worries about getting lost- she just follows her snail trail back home.

she's banned from visiting canada because she melted all the snow up there last time

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She has freinds!

Bring you own flour

[Amby 490]

she won't complain of a sore a$$ from a long "bike ride"

[Ban Hammer 13,141]

she won't complain of a sore a$$ from a long "bike ride"

and she'd rather make that bike ride without a seat.

[almaty 19]

lol....when you give her flowers..she ask you if you want to smell the bouquet..and when you respond yes..she hikes her skirt up