the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

She would also be so loose and used that not even a horse could satisfy her!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember "killroy was here"? the inside of her thighs would look like the vietnam wall memorial.

[almaty 19]

on the negative side, if someone marries a former hooker and they decide to get into swinging, they might meet one of her former customers who may be incensed about having to pay for it then but it's free now

true...or, i am sure... settle down to a little porn with her and she in the film...the star of Little Oral Annie....

yeah, then have her tell you she don't do "that" anymore

........"you, would not respect me in the morning"........i don't respect you know, you deep throats 5 guys..got facials from each .....and had ####### with a dwarf...all on film

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[almaty 19]

She would also be so loose and used that not even a horse could satisfy her!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember "killroy was here"? the inside of her thighs would look like the vietnam wall memorial.

she have a tatoo..that said...property of the hell's angels

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

She would also be so loose and used that not even a horse could satisfy her!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember "killroy was here"? the inside of her thighs would look like the vietnam wall memorial.

she have a tatoo..that said...property of the hell's angels

but a plus would be frequent hummers on the highway as she's used to tricks in cars

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

Maybe you meant ...her back was fullof tattoos saying property of the yankees, the red sox, hell's angels, rocco safredi, ron jeremy etc.....

[almaty 19]

Maybe you meant ...her back was fullof tattoos saying property of the yankees, the red sox, hell's angels, rocco safredi, ron jeremy etc.....

.......

she brag.." you know the saying, about hot weather?' ........me, " no ".

...her " well, it is hotter than a $2 ####### in ft worth in july...it is about me"...said, with a gust of pride

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[almaty 19]

she tells you on your wedding night.." ten dollars, i boom boom you long time"

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

you mean as a husband i wouldnt get a discount?????????????????

[pj1959us 0]

It would actually be fairly easy for a woman to pretend she's a virgin when she's not one. Sure, she wouldn't have her hymen anymore, but that could easily be explained away by numerous things -- years of tampon use, excessive masturbation (including the insertion of an object, like a #######), accidents (bicycle or horse riding incidents come to mind), and there are even some women who're born without an intact hymen to begin with!

So knowing the above, it'd be quite simple for a woman to make a man believe she was a virgin, provided she was a good actress. I'm not quite sure why a woman would feel the need to do this, however. While it might make the man feel "good" that he's the woman's "first," the truth would eventually come to the surface. Then he'd not only know he wasn't his partner's first, but that his partner was also a lier as well.

Those would have to be some major-sized tampons to break the hymen, even after years of use, including Plus sized! Maybe she was using a whole sheep instead of a tampon.

[Nessa 23]

at this thread.

Shame on you pervs!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

at this thread.

Shame on you pervs!

another bonus for marrying a former hooker. she swallows

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

swallows her pride that is...lol....lets keep it clean...

[almaty 19]

you mean as a husband i wouldnt get a discount?????????????????

that is her discount..usually she charges $20

It would actually be fairly easy for a woman to pretend she's a virgin when she's not one. Sure, she wouldn't have her hymen anymore, but that could easily be explained away by numerous things -- years of tampon use, excessive masturbation (including the insertion of an object, like a #######), accidents (bicycle or horse riding incidents come to mind), and there are even some women who're born without an intact hymen to begin with!

So knowing the above, it'd be quite simple for a woman to make a man believe she was a virgin, provided she was a good actress. I'm not quite sure why a woman would feel the need to do this, however. While it might make the man feel "good" that he's the woman's "first," the truth would eventually come to the surface. Then he'd not only know he wasn't his partner's first, but that his partner was also a lier as well.

Those would have to be some major-sized tampons to break the hymen, even after years of use, including Plus sized! Maybe she was using a whole sheep instead of a tampon.

she was one of the women mentioned in the song....me so horney by 2 live crew.......

she likes to do it doggy style so, she can watch the x-files