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she loves visits to the shrink, but she always lies on the couch and puts her legs behind her head. (and almaty loves it)

damn straigt..and for her...no charge..but it cost me a ben franklin..for an hour of therapy :whistle:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she loves visits to the shrink, but she always lies on the couch and puts her legs behind her head. (and almaty loves it)

damn straigt..and for her...no charge..but it cost me a ben franklin..for an hour of therapy :whistle:

:lol: i bet it did :thumbs:

her talk sessions could double as a porn talk line :D

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she loves visits to the shrink, but she always lies on the couch and puts her legs behind her head. (and almaty loves it)

damn straigt..and for her...no charge..but it cost me a ben franklin..for an hour of therapy :whistle:

:lol: i bet it did :thumbs:

her talk sessions could double as a porn talk line :D

not two bens ??

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After her sessions with Almaty- there is always confusion with who is supposed to be getting billed.

she always wants to talk about oral and ####### fixations in therapy.

.of course, i give her a couple of Grants to get her to speak on the topic in ribald details

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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any "presents" you give her for christmas she'll return many times :devil:

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After her sessions with Almaty- there is always confusion with who is supposed to be getting billed.

she always wants to talk about oral and ####### fixations in therapy.

.of course, i give her a couple of Grants to get her to speak on the topic in ribald details

pro: easiest therapy ever. She just needs some spanking

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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After her sessions with Almaty- there is always confusion with who is supposed to be getting billed.

she always wants to talk about oral and ####### fixations in therapy.

.of course, i give her a couple of Grants to get her to speak on the topic in ribald details

pro: easiest therapy ever. She just needs some spanking

Saludos,

Caro

and don't ya know almaty can mix business with pleasure there :lol:

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

I hear Laurence Welk music.

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

I hear Laurence Welk music.

and she can hum the star spangled banner at the same time :lol:

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

And if she has fake breasts, you can tip her monopoly money. Because it's only fair :thumbs:

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Caro

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

And if she has fake breasts, you can tip her monopoly money. Because it's only fair :thumbs:

Saludos,

Caro

:bonk: hey she didn't pay for those with monopoly money - and she's always in need of an upgrade :P

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Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

I hear Laurence Welk music.

and she can hum the star spangled banner at the same time :lol:

I picture this BIG fat azz woman, layin belly down blowin bubbles out her azz, hummin a few bars! Now thats some funny shite Charles :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Does she gargle first? :innocent:

if you tip her well she'll blow bubbles too.

And if she has fake breasts, you can tip her monopoly money. Because it's only fair :thumbs:

Saludos,

Caro

:bonk: hey she didn't pay for those with monopoly money - and she's always in need of an upgrade :P

And she packs a grease gun in her purse!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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