the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

she had more pricks than a dart board

Edited December 18, 2007 by almaty

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

she had more pricks than a dart board

she'll whack your ewok for you

[almaty 19]

lol.... that was good,,,

she does not shave...and looks like she has a ewok in her underwear

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

lol.... that was good,,,

she does not shave...and looks like she has a ewok in her underwear

and she'll let you play with her wookie

[almaty 19]

as long as you got a light saber that is a foot long

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

as long as you got a light saber that is a foot long

her black hole will pull you in with it's "gravitational attraction"

[almaty 19]

she gives a new meaning to the "Big Bang" theory

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

and she has big satellites around her moon......

[almaty 19]

she is known as uranus in some bath houses

[MissStacey 1]

She never complains when the Aliens give her the ####### probe.

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

She never complains when the Aliens give her the ####### probe.

there's nowhere on her that a man can boldly go where no man has gone before.......

[almaty 19]

she even gave dr spock a woody and he shared his feeling in her

[Ban Hammer 13,490]

she's naked on google earth all over the world, looking at the camera

[almaty 19]

she can tell right now /..Where waldo is?

[almaty 19]

bump for family values