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a former hooker..can turn the tables on a man..and he be squealing like a pig...

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I totally agree on the virgin thing!!! A curious woman is a dangerous woman!

It's because any sort of extreme sucks. Virgins are the total inexperienced, possibly horrible in bed extreme and hookers are the jaded/used up, sex as work extreme.

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a former hooker..can turn the tables on a man..and he be squealing like a pig...

I would put strippers in there too...TRUST ME...I squealed!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

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10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

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10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

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11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

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11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

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a former hooker..can turn the tables on a man..and he be squealing like a pig...

I would put strippers in there too...TRUST ME...I squealed!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah...who is your daddy now? lol!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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LOL...a complete nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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LOL...a complete nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can relate brother..i still have a seizure disorder from gettin head on the head with various objects. ..like a car jack..a cast iron frying pan..a brick etc...

like your former girlfriend ..fay believed " if it does not hurt it is not love".....she loved me allot..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I SWEAR TO GOD, i have a dented frying pan in my cabinet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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I SWEAR TO GOD, i have a dented frying pan in my cabinet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol... wel, fay was not a stripper or hooker....but a therapist..but man, when she got pissed..i moved out of my own house...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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LOL...a complete nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can relate brother..i still have a seizure disorder from gettin head on the head with various objects. ..like a car jack..a cast iron frying pan..a brick etc...

like your former girlfriend ..fay believed " if it does not hurt it is not love".....she loved me allot..

Dean, you need one of them thar love helmets.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

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I cringe when i think about the past!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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LOL...a complete nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can relate brother..i still have a seizure disorder from gettin head on the head with various objects. ..like a car jack..a cast iron frying pan..a brick etc...

like your former girlfriend ..fay believed " if it does not hurt it is not love".....she loved me allot..

Dean, you need one of them thar love helmets.

lol..you are correct..i wish i had a good motorcycle helmet in those days.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I cringe when i think about the past!!!!!

the past is dead and buried..you, obviously to all, found an angel of the 1st degree..congrats to you and your lady......dean

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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OH my God ...speaking of motorcycle...i had one and one time we went out on it...a crotch rocket...we had one drink each..she got tipsy and started acting up....going on a New York City bridge at like 80 to 90 mph...she started hitting me in the head and shaking the bike...i thought i was going to die!!!!!!!!!! she the said she needed a bathroom and she was saying that to me....sorry but if you have ever been on a bike you know that you cant even hear yourself with the wind all around you!!!!!!!!! when we stopped...she got off ...threw the helmet to the floor and started yelling help...that was the worst night of my life....we then went to my grandmas and her being drunk she wouldnt stop the b1tching!!!!! i was losing and tried to scare her by grabbing a knife and saying if you dont shut up i will cut myself.. :wacko: ....my aunt who was there got scared and lunged at me...what happens...i cut my arm!!!!!!!!! GOD i will never forget the hell i went through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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OH my God ...speaking of motorcycle...i had one and one time we went out on it...a crotch rocket...we had one drink each..she got tipsy and started acting up....going on a New York City bridge at like 80 to 90 mph...she started hitting me in the head and shaking the bike...i thought i was going to die!!!!!!!!!! she the said she needed a bathroom and she was saying that to me....sorry but if you have ever been on a bike you know that you cant even hear yourself with the wind all around you!!!!!!!!! when we stopped...she got off ...threw the helmet to the floor and started yelling help...that was the worst night of my life....we then went to my grandmas and her being drunk she wouldnt stop the b1tching!!!!! i was losing and tried to scare her by grabbing a knife and saying if you dont shut up i will cut myself.. :wacko: ....my aunt who was there got scared and lunged at me...what happens...i cut my arm!!!!!!!!! GOD i will never forget the hell i went through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoa man, sounds like a borderline personality disorder..no pill can cure that..and to make any progress..therapy is long ..long time.........you were lucky indeed...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I swear i thank God every day for freeing me from that situation!!!!!!!!

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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