the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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she always has whipping cream

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santa always comes to visit because she's so naughty.

[almaty 19]

on her prom..she made her own whipping cream...

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she's a therapist's dream come true.

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she's a therapist's dream come true.

no cooment on that.....

she always talks to you about freud and stages of devlopment...especially the oral and ####### stage

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she's a therapist's dream come true.

no cooment on that.....

i knew you'd like that one

she always wants hot dogs for dinner.

[almaty 19]

and goes for the foot long variety..smoothered in mayo....old habits are hard to break

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and goes for the foot long variety..smoothered in mayo....old habits are hard to break

and every now and then one covered in chocolate.

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she ask me if i wanted a chilli dog..and said yes..well, i was shocked and her description....a cleveland steamer yes, but i have to draw the line somewhere

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she ask me if i wanted a chilli dog..and said yes..well, i was shocked and her description....a cleveland steamer yes, but i have to draw the line somewhere

she gave paris hilton the idea to "save the elephants"

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B) she able to make an elelphant feel small..and ride his trunk all day

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B) she able to make an elelphant feel small..and ride his trunk all day

she plays hide the peanut with the elephants too

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she knows how to polish his tusks

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she knows how to polish his tusks

she's a good mechanic, she'll tune and clean your pipes in under 5 min.