the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

when she went trick or treating recently..it was all tricks for the working girl

and she came home wearing a different outfit

[almaty 19]

she dressed like cheerleader and showed everyone ..her pom poms

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she dressed like cheerleader and showed everyone ..her pom poms

she's been poked more times than a rottweiler mauling a porcupine

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's already a patient of almaty's

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

bump

[almaty 19]

she's already a patient of almaty's

yes, and she is a strange case..she is stuck in the oral and ####### fixation

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's already a patient of almaty's

yes, and she is a strange case..she is stuck in the oral and ####### fixation

which could explain her bad breath

[almaty 19]

and the echo in the room when she bends over...

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she gargles and not just with listerine.

[almaty 19]

she has the whitest teeth i ever come across...

and she did not get that circular smile from sucking on door knobs

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she has the whitest teeth i ever come across...

and she did not get that circular smile from sucking on door knobs

she's ingested so much she has a high level of viagra in her blood

[Nessa 23]

yuck..

I think the (joking) in the title is kind of nonsense, since it's kind of obvious. Plus, it's fun when people come here and post seriously like it's not a joking thread. I vote for getting rid of the (joking)

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

yuck..

I think the (joking) in the title is kind of nonsense, since it's kind of obvious. Plus, it's fun when people come here and post seriously like it's not a joking thread. I vote for getting rid of the (joking)

i think the joking title makes it more politically correct - and i'm sure the great fuzzy one put that there just in case we have visitors to vj and he does not want them to get the wrong idea

[Nessa 23]

oh please, like this thread will give people a wrong idea. All it takes is them visitors stopping by the Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits forum, or even spending some time in OT.

[almaty 19]

good point sister nessa, but the Captain request we add this and did not close the thread for "blue humor"

speaking of blue...she can hold her breath until you turn blue from the sunction