the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

the dentist is always trying to remove stains from her teeth.

[almaty 19]

and hair...................

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she's always willing to make you a sandwich - with your best friend, with her best friend, whichever

[almaty 19]

lol

she is known as Pound Cake with her bakery workers of america

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

lol

she is known as Pound Cake with her bakery workers of america

every day she dresses up like it's halloween (reference your remark about the way them girls were dressed like paris hilton)

[mRx 16]

When shes in Asia on business, she loves a good game of hide the eggroll.

[almaty 19]

she tells all the boys..she loves them long time...

[mRx 16]

No money, no honey.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she tells all the boys..she loves them long time...

and she knows all the hai-de salami brothers.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she can hum the star spangled banner with her mouth full.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

When the only thing you need to pack on a trip, is her.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she knows every rest stop along the highway.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

she doesnt go anywhere without her army cot!

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she likes camels because they come with humps

[almaty 19]

when she went trick or treating recently..it was all tricks for the working girl

Edited November 5, 2007 by almaty