the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

she has been laid more than ..30 miles of asphalt on interstate 70

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she has been laid more than ..30 miles of asphalt on interstate 70

and driven quite a few miles too

[almaty 19]

down the old hersey highways ..up near old mustard creek

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

down the old hersey highways ..up near old mustard creek

she knows all the stars because she's spent so much time looking up.

[almaty 19]

lol....

she know about the pain of rug burns on knees..#######...elbows....back..etc

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

lol....

she know about the pain of rug burns on knees..#######...elbows....back..etc

and which medications relieve the sting

[almaty 19]

lol...

she has been know to have the cure for the 'blue balls'

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's the editor of the new kama sutra

[almaty 19]

she invented the Tahitian mud face and the Dirty Harry

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's bored with r rated or lower movies.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

she smells like bleu cheese!.......................................omg!

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's had more balls in her gutter than a 20 lane bowling alley

[melemelex 0]

sorry for my misunderstanding.. I better to be quiet now

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she was named "miss trojan" for 5 years in a row

[almaty 19]

she has her photo..on the bottle of ####### Lube ..and Joy Juice