the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Captain Ewok 1,891]

Hey guys I edited the title of the thread to add "joking". If this was not appropriate let me know and I will change it back .

[almaty 19]

and she is more effective than ambien to make one sleepy and tired

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Hey guys I edited the title of the thread to add "joking". If this was not appropriate let me know and I will change it back .

yay ewok is here.

cpt you gotta post a line now on topic

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She can open your beer with her lips (either set)!

[yassmine2878 1]

She can open your beer with her lips (either set)!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

She can open your beer with her lips (either set)!

and she can open a beer can with her tongue

[almaty 19]

Hey guys I edited the title of the thread to add "joking". If this was not appropriate let me know and I will change it back .

i think it is fine..and yes, it is all in fun and good humor..no offense meant to anyone

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She can open your beer with her lips (either set)!

and she can open a beer can with her tongue

Now theres a woman

[almaty 19]

she can shotgun a beer and make you squirm all at the same time

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Hey guys I edited the title of the thread to add "joking". If this was not appropriate let me know and I will change it back .

i think it is fine..and yes, it is all in fun and good humor..no offense meant to anyone

i still think ewok should grace this thread with a line on topic

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Hey guys I edited the title of the thread to add "joking". If this was not appropriate let me know and I will change it back .

i think it is fine..and yes, it is all in fun and good humor..no offense meant to anyone

i still think ewok should grace this thread with a line on topic

she would have to take a shower after words

[almaty 19]

she was the hooker in the star wars bar scene dressed like Cleopatra

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

when she bends over she can double as a pitching machine

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

you can keep your house cooler in the winter because she keeps you hot at night.

[almaty 19]

she has her own built in thermocoupler...