the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

lol....

she told the folks at the dress shop..that she had turn many of best men stiff..

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

lol....

she told the folks at the dress shop..that she had turn many of best men stiff..

and that she knew personally if they really were qualified for that title

[almaty 19]

she always catches the bouquet..and then, has the ushers..smell her bouquet

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

many flower shops are sad to see her married as she was everyone's number 1 girlfriend

[almaty 19]

they named a bird type after her...the swallow

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

for christmas, you can always give her another pearl necklace.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She comes in handy as a wheel barrow.

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

She comes in handy as a wheel barrow.

she's got a beer holder permanently attached on the top of her head.

[almaty 19]

she gives a new meeting to the bump and grind

[Carlawarla 1]

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

[almaty 19]

a good one;/////i wonder who that could be about

she has be know to reach o to sexty in 3 shots of tequila

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

When you push the button on her back, she plays moaning sounds.

[Ban Hammer 13,487]

she'll go take out anyday.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She doubles as a steam table.