the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she wins best costume every year on Halloween..but it is her daily wardrobe

frederick's of hollywood does not send her a catalogue. they consult her for ideas

[almaty 19]

lol...she dated and turn elton john gay

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

She uses a 32ounser as a butt plug!

[almaty 19]

lol....

her nickname is used on Mickey beverages.."wide mouth Mickeys"

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

you have your own bomb/tornado shelter

[almaty 19]

she has her own version of the stomach pump

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she has her own version of the stomach pump

in or out?

[almaty 19]

in..of course

she can turn a 85 year old man #######..as stiff as a groom's on his wedding night

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

in..of course

she can turn a 85 year old man #######..as stiff as a groom's on his wedding night

and your male dog likes her - really really likes her

[natty bumppo 297]

in..of course

she can turn a 85 year old man #######..as stiff as a groom's on his wedding night

and your male dog likes her - really really likes her

where do you want the pump ???

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

in..of course

she can turn a 85 year old man #######..as stiff as a groom's on his wedding night

and your male dog likes her - really really likes her

where do you want the pump ???

if she runs outta gas, the dog can push her home.

[almaty 19]

her and Fido ..like to do it doggy style..so they can watch x-files

Edited October 17, 2007 by almaty

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

her and Fido ..like to do it doggy style..so they can watch x-files

she makes fido howl at the moon

[almaty 19]

she makes him and bill murray (caddyshack) bark like a dog

she knows how to bury the bone

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she makes him and bill murray (caddyshack) bark like a dog

she knows how to bury the bone

she went wedding dress shopping and gave everyone a good laugh when she picked out a white dress......