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that was funny....

she can pull a train and never ride amtrak

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she can't watch animal planet as she might see a former lover :innocent:

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she can't watch animal planet as she might see a former lover :innocent:

she likes to do it like mammals..and doggy style so she can watch the x-files

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she has been know to get in the hole a time or two..and i am not talking about her budetary skills

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she has been know to get in the hole a time or two..and i am not talking about her budetary skills

with her, the phrase "digging a hole to china" has a whole new meaning.

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In golf she's a hole in one... :blink:

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when she looks deep within herself and sees light at the end of the tunnel. :whistle:

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she can't watch animal planet as she might see a former lover :innocent:

she likes to do it like mammals..and doggy style so she can watch the x-files

To see David Duchovny, I'd be doggie style too.

I love that man, I have his autograph!!

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she can't watch animal planet as she might see a former lover :innocent:

she likes to do it like mammals..and doggy style so she can watch the x-files

To see David Duchovny, I'd be doggie style too.

I love that man, I have his autograph!!

lol sister stacey..you are the best

she has muldar looking deep inside her for missing aliens..and found et

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she can't watch animal planet as she might see a former lover :innocent:

she likes to do it like mammals..and doggy style so she can watch the x-files

To see David Duchovny, I'd be doggie style too.

I love that man, I have his autograph!!

lol sister stacey..you are the best

she has muldar looking deep inside her for missing aliens..and found et

and jimmy hoffa :thumbs:

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when you are around her..irt is like the Bermuda triangle..things just get sucked into a vacuum

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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stolen from another thread.........

you don't have to buy her dentures :devil:

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Her belly button is used to dispense moist towelettes :dance:

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Her belly button is used to dispense moist towelettes :dance:

:lol:

her panties are one of the epa's top 10 most toxic superfund cleanup sites :P

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lol..those last 2 were great...........

Bob Barker..recent event was " the price is right for her...bob still in intensive care

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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