the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she's more welcome at a un meeting than an oppressed religious leader

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

How do you like your meat cooked? Ummmmm just bring it to me still in the package!

[almaty 19]

she can warm up a foor long hot dog without using any heat source

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

she can warm up a foor long hot dog without using any heat source

My x-hooker can do the whole package! Thats including the charcoal

[almaty 19]

in bed, the sex is so rough you have a fractured ####### and an neck brace...

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

in bed, the sex is so rough you have a fractured ####### and an neck brace...

and you wake up in the hospital with a smile on your face until you get the bill

[almaty 19]

she takes care of the bill with a house call of her own

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

she takes care of the bill with a house call of her own

and soon you get calls from the free clinic telling her to stop spreading the love

[almaty 19]

and like 7-11 she is open 24 hours a day.,..and always ready to provide a big gulp

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

and like 7-11 she is open 24 hours a day.,..and always ready to provide a big gulp

she's like an old 2x4....pretty warped but easy to nail

[almaty 19]

and like 7-11 she is open 24 hours a day.,..and always ready to provide a big gulp

she's like an old 2x4....pretty warped but easy to nail

lol...

like a old harley..you got to kick start her sometimes..but she runs hard all day and night

[almaty 19]

she has no problem with sucking down a cup of joe..and joe

[Nessa 23]

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!