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the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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Being a wind tunnel for Boeing.

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make a grown man cry...and a sailor swear off women

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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make a grown man cry...and a sailor swear off women

there, much better :thumbs::lol:

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when you have "that talk" about each other's sexual past, she hands you:

-the phone book

-the local, state, and national goverment organization charts

-the starting roster of several pro sports teams

-the roster of the 7th fleet

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when you have "that talk" about each other's sexual past, she hands you:

-the phone book

-the local, state, and national goverment organization charts

-the starting roster of several pro sports teams

-the roster of the 7th fleet

:help:

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Don't forget the Billboard top 100.

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she climbs the ladder at work quickly :whistle:

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lol..those were great .....

she ask when you take her to a fancy expensive resturant...and the service is slow..in a very loud voice " hey, who do you have to blow around here to get waited on"

lol..true story, my zuni girlfriend fay, while my father was visiting me, took us to dinner..a very nice place and busy..finally, fay said very loud.." who do you have to blow to get waited on"..she was a peach

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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when you ask if she's ever been online, she points out all the porn sites and youtube videos she's in :blush:

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she has had jenna jamison over..and given her pointers,...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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she has had jenna jamison over..and given her pointers,...

:lol:

and she wrote the how to book for linda lovelace :innocent:

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she made johnny wadd holmes fell like a small man

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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She can start a Harley by sucking on the tail pipe.

lol..fox that was a new one on me >>> :thumbs:

she has had her stomach pump for too much of a white substance found in there

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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She can start a Harley by sucking on the tail pipe.

lol..fox that was a new one on me >>> :thumbs:

she has had her stomach pump for too much of a white substance found in there

unfortunately, any time the local sperm bank is robbed she's an instant suspect :blink:

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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