the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Nikita2Charles 32]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

[almaty 19]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

an excellent and so true information,,,thank you...

now, back to the hooker ...

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."

she can swim very welll and hold her breath a long time///

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

an excellent and so true information,,,thank you...

now, back to the hooker ...

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."

she can swim very welll and hold her breath a long time///

Yeah, But are her gaskets still tight?

[almaty 19]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

an excellent and so true information,,,thank you...

now, back to the hooker ...

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."

she can swim very welll and hold her breath a long time///

Yeah, But are her gaskets still tight?

no way,,,even plumber goop ain't tighten her up

As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf addict.

I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of it. you'll probably never see me on the weekends."

His bride looked a little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a hooker."

"No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm straight and keep that head down. Yu'll be hitting them straight in no time."

[Jasman0717 9]

you guys are disgusting!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

an excellent and so true information,,,thank you...

now, back to the hooker ...

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."

she can swim very welll and hold her breath a long time///

Yeah, But are her gaskets still tight?

no way,,,even plumber goop ain't tighten her up

As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf addict.

I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of it. you'll probably never see me on the weekends."

His bride looked a little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a hooker."

"No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm straight and keep that head down. Yu'll be hitting them straight in no time."

[almaty 19]

sometimes it's life circumstances that drive some people to do things beyond our imagination. before throwing the 1st stone one has to think maybe there's a reason the person end up there. mental depression, Child abused, Spousal abuse lot of desperation measure that could have driven the person to that point. I don't thik if you ask any girl what they want to be when they grow they, they'll tell you I wanna be a hooker.

an excellent and so true information,,,thank you...

now, back to the hooker ...

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the Grand Canal."

she can swim very welll and hold her breath a long time///

Yeah, But are her gaskets still tight?

no way,,,even plumber goop ain't tighten her up

As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf addict.

I play whenever I have a minute. I can't get enough of it. you'll probably never see me on the weekends."

His bride looked a little uneasy and then said, "Honey I have a confession also...I'm a hooker."

"No problem." Replied the groom, "Just keep your left arm straight and keep that head down. Yu'll be hitting them straight in no time."

i posted that one for brother jim...

[sj5 4]

she "has this side up"..tatooed on her azz

Tattoo ...If I want a tattoo...I would like to put complete name of my hubby

[mRx 16]

she "has this side up"..tatooed on her azz

She has "Thru-traffic" inked on her azz.

She's like a stockcar.... burns 4 rubbers a day.

She's like the Army chow hall... Not very good, but everyones had a taste.

She's similar to a shotgun... Two cocks and she's ready to blow.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

she "has this side up"..tatooed on her azz

She has "Thru-traffic" inked on her azz.

She's like a stockcar.... burns 4 rubbers a day.

She's like the Army chow hall... Not very good, but everyones had a taste.

She's similar to a shotgun... Two cocks and she's ready to blow.

Chuggga chuggga ..................choooooo.....................choooooooo. She loves train sets! Matt thats funny as hell!

[mRx 16]

Sleeping with hookers is alot like making your cat dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Sleeping with hookers is alot like making your cat dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.

The more you spank it the more real it is LOL! ridem cowboy!

[mRx 16]

She offers lower prices than the Home Depot for screws.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

How can you id a hooker at home depot?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

How can you id a hooker at home depot?

The mattress strapped to her back is a dead give away!