the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[natty bumppo 289]

she arose quite the clatter ....

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she keeps santa's elves - and the 7 dwarves - happy.

[natty bumppo 289]

she really understands the intricacies of snow blowing

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she like to cuddle up in front of the fire.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Good girls go to heaven...she goes everywhere

Saludos,

Caro

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's well traveled.

[natty bumppo 289]

she eats the milk and cookies .... and leaves herself as the treat for santa ...

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she eats the milk and cookies .... and leaves herself as the treat for santa ...

she's the reason rudolph's nose is so bright.

[natty bumppo 289]

she loves guiding the north pole through the southern regions.

Edited December 21, 2010 by natty bumppo

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's the snowblower you always wanted.

[natty bumppo 289]

she wishes the big candy canes were available throughout the year ...

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

you can always give her a "candy cane"

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's never as dead as this thread.

[Dan and Judy 614]

she's never as dead as this thread.

I've heard of beating a dead horse, but beating a dead ####### is sacrilious.

I read the first 4 posts and the last couple

I see this as a cry for help from Charles who is obviously afflicted with OCPD

Charles...............the first step is to admit you have a problem

[Dan and Judy 614]

OCPD..............Obsessive compulsive posting disorder

Your not alone Charles