the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Nessa 23]

you guys are disgusting!

[almaty 19]

yes, we know sister nessa....

back to hooker......

she has met charile sheen and hugh grant

[JVKn'CVO 11]

You ask her if you are "the best she ever had"... she answers "well, you are definitely within the top 50!"

She cheats on you with your burro. You make her choose between the burro and you. she chooses the burro.

Saludos,

Caro

[almaty 19]

You ask her if you are "the best she ever had"... she answers "well, you are definitely within the top 50!"

She cheats on you with your burro. You make her choose between the burro and you. she chooses the burro.

Saludos,

Caro

lol sister caro...that's the spirit

she tell you.."let's only smoke after sex".....you still have the same pack a year later..she is up to a carton a week.

[Ban Hammer 13,144]

she can identify famous people by taste testing their underwear

[almaty 19]

she has been know to walk down the street..and a blind man say to his blind wife...."okay, i think this is the fish market"

[slim 1,514]

I've always pondered....

"If you get a ride in a taxi cab, but the meter's off..... are you just riding in a car?"

[JVKn'CVO 11]

You take her to a friend's house, she looks at the bedroom ceiling and says "aaa, I remember you now!"

You start telling your friends "My wife has the cutest little beauty mark in her..." and they all interrupt you saying "yes, we know!"

she spoils all your favorite adult films by saying "uh, they are not doing it right, they should..."

Saludos,

Caro

[almaty 19]

You take her to a friend's house, she looks at the bedroom ceiling and says "aaa, I remember you now!"

You start telling your friends "My wife has the cutest little beauty mark in her..." and they all interrupt you saying "yes, we know!"

she spoils all your favorite adult films by saying "uh, they are not doing it right, they should..."

Saludos,

Caro

lol..sister caro, you rascal..youa re better than all of us....

she knows all the positions in kama sutra, without looking in the book

[Ban Hammer 13,144]

You take her to a friend's house, she looks at the bedroom ceiling and says "aaa, I remember you now!"

You start telling your friends "My wife has the cutest little beauty mark in her..." and they all interrupt you saying "yes, we know!"

she spoils all your favorite adult films by saying "uh, they are not doing it right, they should..."

Saludos,

Caro

[JVKn'CVO 11]

You talk her into dressing up as an angel for Halloween...the moment she steps out the door, the neighbours burst out laughing

Everytime you answer the door bell, you meet yet another guy that tell you "uh, I thought you weren't home"

Saludos,

Caro

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

After having sex with her you look down and holyshite the condom is melting! better upgrade to stainless!

[almaty 19]

lol..brother marc and sister caro....

she has a draw full of crotchless undies..but you know, she did not buy a one....

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Walkin around all day with that charred look on her face

[Ban Hammer 13,144]

Walkin around all day with that charred look on her face

her favorite mask to wear to bed is known as the "glazed donut"