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she knows where saddam hid those wmd's

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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she's one of those things that goes bump in the night.

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she had many a scud missile attacks on her perimeter

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she's taken more heat rounds than an old target tank at a firing range.

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letterman did her too.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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she wants to give obama a piece prize.

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she wants to give obama a piece prize.

:rofl:

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she wants to give obama a piece prize.

the best one!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she's not very good at backing out of tight situations

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she never been know as tight

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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She doubles as a carbon capture and storage device.

:rofl:

She burns weinies in her wood stove!

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she likes her fire stoked

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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christmas is her happiest season as everyone, especially santa, is calling her name.

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