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she had an idea about how to make the relay race more interesting.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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she will make you blame in on rio in 2016

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she's ready for the thong competition.

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she will make you blame in on rio in 2016

she has morals ... she refused to lick obamas wound ...

she's the reason biden has been off the radar screen.

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she never says no (never)

7/21/08 I 129f K-1 app given to Siam Legal Lawyers office

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8/14/08 NOA-1

1/23/09 RFE Color Passport Picture

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5/01/09 Left NVC

5/15/09 Embassy Sent Packet 3 (we did not receive-they have correct addresses)

6/19/09 Packet 3 to Embassy

6/28/09 Appointment (packet 4) never mailed, had to ask to get email-they've got correct addresses

7/23/09 Interview Scheduled for 7:00am (A YEAR AFTER SUBMISSION)!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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she catches more fish than a dophin.

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She has a dolphin and a rabbit that never quit.........

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



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My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
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She has a dolphin and a rabbit that never quit.........

she is part of the solar energy development team to replace batteries ... they are having problems storing the energy due to her ability to easily reproduce a rapid discharge ...

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As far as the virgin mentality...nah...its better to have a girl experience a little before you...key words "a little " lol....by the way...are there any virgins left at all anyway?????????? :blink:

Maybe not in Columbia but there are many in the Philippines.

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As far as the virgin mentality...nah...its better to have a girl experience a little before you...key words "a little " lol....by the way...are there any virgins left at all anyway?????????? :blink:

Maybe not in Columbia but there are many in the Philippines.

virgins in a hooker thread? :unsure:

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As far as the virgin mentality...nah...its better to have a girl experience a little before you...key words "a little " lol....by the way...are there any virgins left at all anyway?????????? :blink:

Maybe not in Columbia but there are many in the Philippines.

Hello Thread title benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)? pretty sure a virgin tis not a hooker Yet anyway :lol:

She will help the earth by using the new solar driven dildos and vibrators

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Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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solar driven...that means they must be used in broad daylight for all to watch?

7/21/08 I 129f K-1 app given to Siam Legal Lawyers office

8/3/08 K-1 I 129f Sent (Atty Ofc made mistake delayed app, we learned later)

8/14/08 NOA-1

1/23/09 RFE Color Passport Picture

1/29/09 RFE Color Pics sent

2/3/09 RFE Pics USCIS acknowledged

4/28/09 NOA-2

5/01/09 NVC Received

5/01/09 Left NVC

5/15/09 Embassy Sent Packet 3 (we did not receive-they have correct addresses)

6/19/09 Packet 3 to Embassy

6/28/09 Appointment (packet 4) never mailed, had to ask to get email-they've got correct addresses

7/23/09 Interview Scheduled for 7:00am (A YEAR AFTER SUBMISSION)!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/28/09 Pick up visa

8/11/09 She came to the USA with me!

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she'll be a virgin for $50 more.

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she made waldo come out from hiding and found carmen sandiego in the bush

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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