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the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Especially when she pulls up the driveway with it.... :whistle:

bad point - you've been away on a business trip for 3 days, and when you throw her thong against the wall while undressing her, it sticks.

I lost my appetite!!!

You make love to her without a condom and finish with one on.... :blink:

:lol: i think you just beat my previous post :lol:

negative point - you take your wife to the company picnic and you don't need to introduce her as everyone already knows her :blink:

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She'll dress like a red-headed stepchild while you spank your monkey.

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she's one of those things that goes bump in the night.

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You take her to a wedding and everybody recognizes her from the night before.... :blink:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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You take her to a wedding and everybody recognizes her from the night before.... :blink:

:lol:

during halloween everyone comes to your house because of "trick or treat" :P

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positive point...can paly the upright organ and skin flute with the best of them

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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positive point...can play the upright organ and skin flute with the best of them

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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double post..thinking of the organ playing

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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and she is always telling you " i have been a bad girl..i need a spanking"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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and she is always telling you " i have been a bad girl..i need a spanking"

and you always know what you're getting for christmas :devil:

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yeap, a pair of socks and a piece of azz and both are too big...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Her daily work-out consists of a garden hose and golf balls :whistle:

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Her daily work-out consists of a garden hose and golf balls :whistle:

lol..good to see you on the thread brother marc...

she was the inspiration for the song " super freak" by rick james

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Her daily work-out consists of a garden hose and golf balls :whistle:

lol..good to see you on the thread brother marc...

she was the inspiration for the song " super freak" by rick james

Thanks Dean,I can see this thread getting pushed to that invisible line. Lol.

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“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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almaty   19

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LOL.....almaty????????????

well, it was ####### honeymoon..about a marriage night, where the dude was only into ####### intercourse..the bride, a virgin, was a little taken a back...

no pun intended on the a back????????????????????????????????????

well, she neded up that way.....and yes, she was on her back..i really do not want to get off-colored..but it is an acceptable position for getting mud for the turtle...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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