the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[natty bumppo 297]

she has no use for a spittoon ...

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she knows more about the oval office than most former presidents

[natty bumppo 297]

she won't let a drop get on her blue dress ....

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she's got the presidential seal rug burns on her butt.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

she know the ins and outs of backroom deals

Edited June 18, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[Amby 490]

you don't have to take her beer bottles to be recycled. they disappear inside her.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Did you hear about some uppity prostitutes in Nevada wanting an honorary degree?

They think it will improve their image and help give legitimacy to the profession, but they're still not sure what title would fit.

Some of local college students have suggested they be given a TA in Horticulture.

Edited June 18, 2009 by Col. 'Bat' Guano

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

she has a master degree in spermology

[almaty 19]

phd in oral science

[natty bumppo 297]

she excels in a blind taste test ....

[Amby 490]

blind taste test? what is she testing for?

[natty bumppo 297]

blind taste test? what is she testing for?

amber ... oh amber ... .... identification purposes

her anatomy has been well studied

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

she's a condom taste tester at trojan.

[natty bumppo 297]

she once caught bob ... then sued enzyte for false advertising

[Amby 490]

wait my anatomy has been well studied? or the hooker's? I'm so confused. both are true though