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nagative point #2.....has several pen pals friend who are in prison!!

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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nagative point #2.....has several pen pals friend who are in prison!!

positive point - some may be in a women's prison! :thumbs:

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positive point #2..she always take care of the tip for the pizza delivery man

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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positive point #2..she always take care of the tip for the pizza delivery man

positive point also - she don't get speeding tickets :lol:

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postive point #3...she really, i mean really, know had to entertain your boss, when you have him over for dinner.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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postive point #3...she really, i mean really, know had to entertain your boss, when you have him over for dinner.

another positive point - in all probability she's quite limber

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positive point..her wardrobe consists of thong panties and a smile

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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positive point..her wardrobe consists of thong panties and a smile

and also edible panties :dance:

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positive point..her wardrobe consists of thong panties and a smile

and also edible panties :dance:

hot damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

when she ask you if you want to eat out? it does not mean going out to dinner

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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positive point..her wardrobe consists of thong panties and a smile

and also edible panties :dance:

hot damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

when she ask you if you want to eat out? it does not mean going out to dinner

just watch out she does not take care of the tip for the waiter :lol:

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As a mater fact ...watch out when she comes home with ANYTHING new!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

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10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

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As a mater fact ...watch out when she comes home with ANYTHING new!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

and don't ask how she got the money to pay for it, whatever it is :P

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Especially when she pulls up the driveway with it.... :whistle:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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Especially when she pulls up the driveway with it.... :whistle:

bad point - you've been away on a business trip for 3 days, and when you throw her thong against the wall while undressing her, it sticks.

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Especially when she pulls up the driveway with it.... :whistle:

bad point - you've been away on a business trip for 3 days, and when you throw her thong against the wall while undressing her, it sticks.

I lost my appetite!!!

You make love to her without a condom and finish with one on.... :blink:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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