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and the little man in the boat

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she's one of those things that goes bump in the night.

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she likes to rough it in the woods

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she made bear grylls beg for mercy

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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he didn't survive her wilderness

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and got a mink coat the same way minks do

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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it's the only fur she has

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I totally agree on the virgin thing!!! A curious woman is a dangerous woman!

Dangerous?? if she find a much BETTER guy than you? it is dangerous if she enjoying her youth. enjoying her life? sounds double standard eh!.... :D now, don't get me wrong I don't mean she should be curious to every guy who will come across to her path. :innocent:

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When she huffs and puffs she can blow them all down! By the way, wheres those three lil fat fellas hidin?

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I totally agree on the virgin thing!!! A curious woman is a dangerous woman!

Dangerous?? if she find a much BETTER guy than you? it is dangerous if she enjoying her youth. enjoying her life? sounds double standard eh!.... :D now, don't get me wrong I don't mean she should be curious to every guy who will come across to her path. :innocent:

noob alert!!!!!!!!!

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she wolfs down her meal.

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I totally agree on the virgin thing!!! A curious woman is a dangerous woman!

Dangerous?? if she find a much BETTER guy than you? it is dangerous if she enjoying her youth. enjoying her life? sounds double standard eh!.... :D now, don't get me wrong I don't mean she should be curious to every guy who will come across to her path. :innocent:

noob alert!!!!!!!!!

:ot2:

she wolfs down her meal.

Shes got silicone teeth! Oh yeah babe give me some tooth! :dance:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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