the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[natty bumppo 289]

she enjoys filling the manure spreader ...

Edited June 2, 2009 by Natty Bumppo

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she'll show you some new attachments you can hook to your plow.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

she likes to give you a good pruning

*Ouch* Hey now, Doc!

She loves your fruit bowl.

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she'll make them days on the range more enjoyable.

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's taken many an airplane ride on autopilot.

[almaty 19]

she has a gold card...as a 1000 time member of the mile high club

[natty bumppo 289]

she likes being strapped-in during takeoff

[almaty 19]

she loves the rudder and throttle

[almaty 19]

she loves the rudder and throttle

[natty bumppo 289]

roger ramjet is her man (one of them anyway ....)

Edited June 4, 2009 by Natty Bumppo

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's the stewardess and it's coffee tea or me on every flight.

[Susita 175]

i had a girlfriend in college..Gloria J., from chicago, who at one time was a hooker...she was frisky and a good person..she had developed a problem with chemicals when younger, but got off of them...i see nothing wrong in marrying a former hooker..as it is the person in front of you that is important and not their past

Hey I thought of a benefit, you can celebrate National #######'s Day every year and actually have someone to give a gift to

[natty bumppo 289]

she likes a mid air refueling ...

Edited June 4, 2009 by Natty Bumppo

[Ban Hammer 13,133]

she's the gold standard for the mile high club.

[natty bumppo 289]

she has many entries for loading cargo ...