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Hey Dean!

She looked at the washington monument and turned to her husband and said "honey I want one of those"

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lol..

she saw lincoln monument and said," hey i did that amish dude last year"

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she's part of the economic stimulus plan.

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since she retired, the world's has been in a recession/////

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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because of her hard work, there's been a decrease in the world's total population.

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she loves the new amber designed sandpaper ####### condom

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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she loves the new amber designed sandpaper ####### condom

:rofl:

she can tell the brand, date of manufacture, and model of a condom just by touch.

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she loves the new amber designed sandpaper ####### condom

:rofl:

she can tell the brand, date of manufacture, and model of a condom just by touch.

:rofl:

Braile?

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she's taught many a doctor a crash course in gynecology.

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she loves the new amber designed sandpaper ####### condom

:rofl:

she can tell the brand, date of manufacture, and model of a condom just by touch.

lol..

of course, she like the course grain for traction

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she was the double in the movie "airplane" for that one scene

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she has her own flotation devices in case the plane lands in water.

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she always likes hard landings on her landing strip

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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she likes for you to putt hard on her fast green.

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