the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

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she's grounds for impeaching any politician.

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she blew past her opponents during the election

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she loves the swing states

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her voting arm can really pull a lever

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

she's on the ballot in every state.

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she loves to be punched hole

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she loves a well hung chad

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she does not want you to use a #2 pencil on her.

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she loves to be polled early .. and often

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i had a girlfriend in college..Gloria J., from chicago, who at one time was a hooker...she was frisky and a good person..she had developed a problem with chemicals when younger, but got off of them...i see nothing wrong in marrying a former hooker..as it is the person in front of you that is important and not their past

Ha, why a former hooker, did she lose her touch? Or way too much competition from the freebies? And freebies there are, was erroneously taught as young man that women didn't like sex, hell, they are ten times more hornier than we are? So why pay, should be charging instead.

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

she gives classes to women about to be married - and that's the real reason they are blushing brides.

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

she competed in the calf roping and won every time because she knows ropes.

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she competed in the calf roping and won every time because she knows ropes.

her best ride is on a good saddle horn

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she'll make you saddle sore.

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she is an expert in the use of saddle soap

Edited November 24, 2008 by Natty Bumppo