the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

she was disappointed when the ball park franks ... weren't ball park size ...

but they did plump when she cooked them.

[natty bumppo 289]

she was disappointed when the ball park franks ... weren't ball park size ...

but they did plump when she cooked them.

and they fit nicely in her buns ...

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

she was disappointed when the ball park franks ... weren't ball park size ...

but they did plump when she cooked them.

and they fit nicely in her buns ...

and sometimes you get free ketchup on your hot dog.

[almaty 19]

she likes the foot longs

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

she'll make your patty melt.

[natty bumppo 289]

she eats .. two all beef paddies

Edited July 15, 2008 by Natty Bumppo

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

she loves her some steak.

[natty bumppo 289]

she milks the cow ... untill it says ... mooooo

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

it's always breeding season in the pasture.

[natty bumppo 289]

there's nothing like a good roll in the hay

[Ban Hammer 13,135]

she's baaaaad in a good way.

[almaty 19]

she likes the long horn steers the best

[natty bumppo 289]

she is always willing to take the bolt

[almaty 19]

she likes to be spurred out of the chute

[natty bumppo 289]

she likes to be ridden for more that 8 seconds