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A lot of factors weigh into the desision. Like how long has she been out of the buisness and how long off the hard drugs.

Also what is she doing with her life now?

and the real question?

Can you look past her PAST and see her as your wife and respect her for the person she is.

((((((((((((If you answer no to that, you are just setting yourself up for divorce))))))))))

Reguardless of her past....

You can not veiw your wife purely as a sexual OBJECT!!

um, trust me, you're really missing the concept behind this thread :hehe:

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She'll dress like a red-headed stepchild while you spank your monkey.

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she's one of those things that goes bump in the night.

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A lot of factors weigh into the desision. Like how long has she been out of the buisness and how long off the hard drugs.

Also what is she doing with her life now?

and the real question?

Can you look past her PAST and see her as your wife and respect her for the person she is.

((((((((((((If you answer no to that, you are just setting yourself up for divorce))))))))))

Reguardless of her past....

You can not veiw your wife purely as a sexual OBJECT!!

um, trust me, you're really missing the concept behind this thread :hehe:

LOL maybe... just a personal statement...

And I did enjoy reading the thread... :thumbs:

December 12 2006 Filed I130

Jan 10 2007 got receipt and case number!

Jan 12 2007 sent 129F

Feb 6 notice they were moving the file to a faster service center.

Feb 26 Notice of I130 approval

Feb 28 2007 notice they were sending 129F to USCIS for further investigation (err #######?)

May 15 2007 notice of approval of 129F with processing dates of 05/15/2007 thru 09/14/2007

May 28 2007 Notice from attorney that NVC needed processed and money orders were needed.

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Fed-xed her signed papers (For NVC) from Manila to attorney from Manila while on vacation

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bonus - you don't have to buy her a 14.5 k dessert :P

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LOL...The hookers are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..... :lol:

2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

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10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

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10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

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and dress up for her is a new outfit from fredrick's of hollywood and 9 inch heels..which she wears to bed

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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The problem with that , actually its in an old Slick Rick song " she says I love you Harold, and your name is Will"... :blink:

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2/17/07-Met in Bogota

4/20/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/18/07-sent out I129f

5/19/07-returned to Bogota to see her

5/21/07-received at VCS

5/28/07-Received NOA1

5/30/07-touch

7/4/07-returned to see her

10/17/07-Met Leidy in Panama for 5 days

10/26/07-RFE

10/27/07-Sent back RFE

10/29/07-Touch due to RFE arriving

10/30/07-Touch

10/31/07-Touch

11/15/07-NOA2 Sent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/16/07-Touch

11/19/07-NVC Received

11/21/07-Left NVC for Consulate

11/22/07-Returned to see Leidy after her stay in the hospital..

11/23/07-Consualte received

11/26/07-Packet 3 sent to Leidy

12/04/07-Packet 3 received

12/04/07-Packet 3 sent

12/31/07-Interview date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!

1/9/08- Leidy's overnight flight will arrive to JFK airport!!!!!!

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and dress up for her is a new outfit from fredrick's of hollywood and 9 inch heels..which she wears to bed

and there is another bonus - she's always wearing f-me heels :lol:

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Hookers know how to give good head!!! :jest:

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

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USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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you know if you buy her something..you are getting laid

and if you mention dirty sanchez to her..she knows it is not about an english comedy cd

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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you know if you buy her something..you are getting laid

and if you mention dirty sanchez to her..she knows it is not about an english comedy cd

:lol:

bonus point - she can tell you who makes the mattress she's on :P

ps - i'll send you some links i just ran across of some cartoons

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you know if you buy her something..you are getting laid

and if you mention dirty sanchez to her..she knows it is not about an english comedy cd

:lol:

bonus point - she can tell you who makes the mattress she's on :P

ps - i'll send you some links i just ran across of some cartoons

:thumbs: always up for those

also, she has seen more pricks than a porcupine

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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you know if you buy her something..you are getting laid

and if you mention dirty sanchez to her..she knows it is not about an english comedy cd

:lol:

bonus point - she can tell you who makes the mattress she's on :P

ps - i'll send you some links i just ran across of some cartoons

:thumbs: always up for those

also, she has seen more pricks than a porcupine

have to upload them to the bucket at home, the links won't work on vj. blah!

bonus point - she's always ready for an upload :lol:

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she never talks with her mouth full....or spits

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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bump

negative point - you'll have to be superman to boldly go where no man has gone before :lol:

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also, your pet donkey Bosco, can join in on the fun with no complaint..just gratitude from her

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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