the benefits to marrying a former hooker (joking)?

[almaty 19]

the lady was a working girl and was never one to lie down on the job, wait a minute, maybe she did

That reminds me of a little story...

I was maybe 15 or 16 and I was out at a mall with a friend of my family (he was older than me; probably in his 30s) and somewhere along the way, we passed by an unusual women's shoe store (we were headed towards EB Games). Now I say "unusual" because they offered some high heeled shoes that actually had -- and I kid you not -- up to an eight inch heel.

Well, I'd seen high heel shoes before, obviously. Never ones that high, though. So I said to my friend, "How could a woman wear those? Wouldn't they be awfully uncomfortable to walk in?" He looked at me for a moment and then replied, "Those types of shoes aren't designed for remaining vertical; at least not for long, anyway."

It took me a moment to figure that out, but I did. You have to remember, this was the mid-1990s. Sure, there was cable television, porn, and all sorts of goodies, but it wasn't quite as "in-your-face" as it is today. In addition, the Internet wasn't nearly as widely available as it is now. The ability for younger generations to see all sorts of "perverse" things has grown exponentially with online use.

ggod story,....that were called in slang, f##k me heels

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

another benefit.......free tongue baths

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

The hooker thread lives on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a longer life than a street hooker!!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

The hooker thread lives on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has a longer life than a street hooker!!

this thread is free, unlike a hooker. unlikely this thread is as satisfying though

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

another bonus - she'll wash the car topless while you are inside

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

Another benefit...she would be very good at oral cleansing!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

negative point - what's her morning breath like?

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

:lol:Johnson doesnt have the sense of smell!!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

positive point - she can bring home the bacon and toss the salad

[BYRON-LEIDY 0]

Dont like salad!!!!!!!!!!!.. .....

[charlie_brown 0]

I dated a hooker once. She could sit on my #### and spin around.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

I dated a hooker once. She could sit on my #### and spin around.

about time you show up in this thread

another plus - she's always lubricated (just don't ask with what)

[almaty 19]

I dated a hooker once. She could sit on my #### and spin around.

alright brother charile,.,

a negative of marrying a hooker...you can be hung like johnny wadd holmes..and still feel like you have your member in a folger coffee can

my friend dated a losse lady..i ask him once atr a party where she was at.he responded " probably shoulder deep in some dude's nuts'

[eric&gen 0]

I dated a hooker once. She could sit on my #### and spin around.

You said #### lol huh huh huh

[radsr2002 0]

A lot of factors weigh into the desision. Like how long has she been out of the buisness and how long off the hard drugs.

Also what is she doing with her life now?

and the real question?

Can you look past her PAST and see her as your wife and respect her for the person she is.

((((((((((((If you answer no to that, you are just setting yourself up for divorce))))))))))

Reguardless of her past....

You can not veiw your wife purely as a sexual OBJECT!!