If you could ask God one question

[Ron/Sharon 0]

A Zebra ask its question and got an answer.

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks Saint Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripe?

Saint Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am black with white stripes?"

God simply replied "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see Saint Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, 'You are what you are.'"

Saint Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asked Saint Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

"Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

[WiL and ShAi 0]

God, why are we here on Earth? forgive me for asking.

[NavarreMan 10]

A Zebra ask its question and got an answer.

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks Saint Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripe?

Saint Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am black with white stripes?"

God simply replied "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see Saint Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, 'You are what you are.'"

Saint Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asked Saint Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

"Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

[pedroh 21]

A Zebra ask its question and got an answer.

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks Saint Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripe?

Saint Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am black with white stripes?"

God simply replied "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see Saint Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, 'You are what you are.'"

Saint Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asked Saint Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

"Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

ROFLMAO

[~*Maria*~ 1]

A Zebra ask its question and got an answer.

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks Saint Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripe?

Saint Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am black with white stripes?"

God simply replied "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see Saint Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said, 'You are what you are.'"

Saint Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asked Saint Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

"Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

:lol:

[almaty 19]

Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

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[Ban Hammer 13,342]

Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

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it's an ethnic joke saying blacks talk that way

i've been waiting for someone to ask about this.

[almaty 19]

i agree.. i assume it was..but did not think others would let it go......

sounds like st peter and God assume all african-americans, as it is clearly aimed at them and not Africans in general..talk in an ghetto piss poor englsih manner

[Nessa 23]

[TracyLuis 0]

I would ask God when my morning sickness will finally end...

[Nessa 23]

I would ask God when my morning sickness will finally end...

He would answer you: ''It'll end in the afternoon, my child''

[Sinergy 3]

God,

why did you let that salesman sell the 2003 Saturn Vue this morning without looking in the computer to see that it was already being bought by MEEEEEEEEEEE this afternoon!!!!

[Nessa 23]

God,

why did you let that salesman sell the 2003 Saturn Vue this morning without looking in the computer to see that it was already being bought by MEEEEEEEEEEE this afternoon!!!!

if he sold this morning how did you buy this afternoon?

[Ron/Sharon 0]

Because," said Saint Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is".

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it's an ethnic joke saying blacks talk that way

i've been waiting for someone to ask about this.

I do beleive the term is ebonics as in "We 'merikuns noe a lil' ebonics".

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I would ask God why he told W to invade Iraq.