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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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God, will my kids grow up to be good, especially my son as he is only 2 right now and already trying to steal my car? :whistle:

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Nessa Grand Master

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I'd ask Him "why can't I pee standing up???" :P

Actually you can pee standing up. Your question should be ''why can't I pee standing up and not wet my legs and make a mess???" :lol:

Why do men have nipples?

Don't need god for that one, even I can tell you that! :lol:

What is the answer? I'm curious.



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I'd ask Him "why can't I pee standing up???" :P

Actually you can pee standing up. Your question should be ''why can't I pee standing up and not wet my legs and make a mess???" :lol:

Why do men have nipples?

Don't need god for that one, even I can tell you that! :lol:

What is the answer? I'm curious.

Im waiting too :P

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"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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come on Mags. Do you have a male nipples fetish? :lol:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,334

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come on Mags. Do you have a male nipples fetish? :lol:

i'll have to ask platy about that next time i pm him :innocent:

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come on Mags. Do you have a male nipples fetish? :lol:

i'll have to ask platy about that next time i pm him :innocent:

i think he buys that udder cream by the liter :whistle:

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I'd ask Him "why can't I pee standing up???" :P

Actually you can pee standing up. Your question should be ''why can't I pee standing up and not wet my legs and make a mess???" :lol:

Why do men have nipples?

Don't need god for that one, even I can tell you that! :lol:

What is the answer? I'm curious.

Im waiting too :P

Sorry had every intention of answering that - I've been out until now! :lol:

Okay, although an egg is fertilised with an X or Y chromosome sperm, the actual fetus is (up until a certain date) identical regardless of sex. It is only once a certain gestational age is reached does the genetic programming for whichever sex the child will be kick in (this is before 10 weeks).

So, that's why men have nipples...cause we all start off the same until a certain point is reached and the hormones kick in a develop male or female sexual characteristics.

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almaty Grand Master

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Is Yodrak a woman?

it is a well know fact ...that sister yodrak is indeed a woman...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Nessa Grand Master

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I'd ask Him "why can't I pee standing up???" :P

Actually you can pee standing up. Your question should be ''why can't I pee standing up and not wet my legs and make a mess???" :lol:

Why do men have nipples?

Don't need god for that one, even I can tell you that! :lol:

What is the answer? I'm curious.

Im waiting too :P

Sorry had every intention of answering that - I've been out until now! :lol:

Okay, although an egg is fertilised with an X or Y chromosome sperm, the actual fetus is (up until a certain date) identical regardless of sex. It is only once a certain gestational age is reached does the genetic programming for whichever sex the child will be kick in (this is before 10 weeks).

So, that's why men have nipples...cause we all start off the same until a certain point is reached and the hormones kick in a develop male or female sexual characteristics.

I think it took you forever to answer this because you were trying to come up with an answer other than the real perverted answer you actually had for it muahahha :devil::P



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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god, why is it that everything i like is illegal, immoral, or fattening? :unsure:

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