Signs You're Probs a BlueNeck

[Fandango 1,440]

Pedroh says I should post this, so here goes!

A friend sent this to me, and I had to laugh as many of them fit me:

Signs You're Probably A Blue-Neck

* You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."

* You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

* For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

* You don't know what a moon pie is.

* You've never had an RC Cola.

* You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.

* You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

* You have no idea what a polecat is.

* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

* You don't have bangs.

* You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

* More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut .

* You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

* Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

* You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

* You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

* You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

* The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

* The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

* You refer to binoculars as opera glasses.

* You can't spit out of the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

* You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.

* You don't know what an applique is.

* You don't know anyone with at least two first names (e.g. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.).

* You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

* You can do your laundry without quarters.

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

[Scott & Lai 12]

I think my blood must be purple

[PaulineA 1]

I'd have to say I'm 50% redneck and 50% blueneck

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I agree, I guess I'm purple too.

I think my blood must be purple

[GaryC 7]

Looks like 100% red neck here.

ETA....

Well 90% These apply:

* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

* You don't have bangs.

* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

* You can do your laundry without quarters.

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

Edited September 15, 2007 by GaryC

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Hmm only the following apply to me. What color am I?

Signs You're Probably A Blue-Neck

* You don't know what a moon pie is.

* You've never had an RC Cola.

* You have no idea what a polecat is.

* You don't have bangs.

* You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

* You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

* You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.

* You don't know what an applique is.

* You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

* You can do your laundry without quarters.

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

[bostonparis 0]

I think I'm a blueneck too. And this made me LOLOL!!

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

[Fandango 1,440]

I think I'm a blueneck too. And this made me LOLOL!!

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

hahahah yeap...that one made me giggle too.

Guilty conscience, perhaps, BP?

[bostonparis 0]

I think I'm a blueneck too. And this made me LOLOL!!

The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

hahahah yeap...that one made me giggle too.

Guilty conscience, perhaps, BP?

[PlatyPius 5]

I'm prolly only about 15% blueneck.....the rest is all genuine redneck..... y'all.

[Elphie 0]

I'm about 80% redneck. I have heard a lot of people say y'uns { instead of y'all I guess} which when I have heard this, I have always thought of the person saying that as being a true 100% hillbilly.

[MissStacey 1]

A moonpie is called a wagonwheel in Canada.

[almaty 19]

redneck..white socks and blue ribbon beer.................0% blueneck

[Fandango 1,440]

These are the ones that accurately describe me:

* You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."

* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

* For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

* You don't know what a moon pie is.

* You've never had an RC Cola.

* You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.

* You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

* You have no idea what a polecat is.

* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

* You don't have bangs.

* You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

* You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

* Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

* You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-and-knife show.

* You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

* The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.

* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

* You refer to binoculars as opera glasses.

* You can't spit out of the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

* You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.

* You don't know anyone with at least two first names (e.g. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etc.).

* You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.

* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

* You can do your laundry without quarters.

* None of your fur coats are homemade.

So despite me growing up in SFla, I think I'm a tried and true blueneck, lolz

[pedroh 21]

durrty south son!!

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