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derekkj   0

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OK, it made me laugh anyway...

http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l80/dere...eddingdress.flv

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i didnt find the funny

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derekkj   0

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Shoot, I am having trouble linking to a WMV file. Thought I had done it before but I guess not. Any thoughts?

canadaC.gif - Derek usaCa.gif- KJ

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Shoot, I am having trouble linking to a WMV file. Thought I had done it before but I guess not. Any thoughts?

Don't worry, I am a Computard too, :)

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derekkj   0

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Will try one more time:

th_weddingdress.jpg

But otherwise, you will just have to take my word that it was indeed funny. And I am a Computard! :lol:

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one...two...tree   2,762

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I see a woman in a wedding dress of in the distance with what looks like a young boy to the left of her...both have their backs to the camera. I'm not sure what else to look at. :unsure:

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derekkj   0

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It's supposed to be a video, but is not being very cooperative.

*hangs head in shame for being a joke tease*

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I think it is funny.

I'm drunk.

:lol:

After the day I have had, a drink sounds mighty good right now.

mmmm, vodka...

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OK, I admit that I posted this in the Canadian forum a few days ago so it could be considered a used funny, but most of you probably didn't see it the first time around...

Background story: I work at a history/technology museum and every morning my boss and I go down to open everything up and make sure that nothing has gone bump in the night. A few days ago, we looked into a case depicting a WWI trench scene where a US Doughboy is questioning a German soldier and this is what we found. Note: the crafty German has a knife under his hand.

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Return I-864 - 07/22/2005 *We mailed in the wrong birth certificate which led to a month or so delay*

Family Ceremony - 10/22/2005

Interview in Montreal - 12/22/2005

Activate Visa - 12/25/2005

Move to Virginia - 04/06/2006

Mailed I-751 - 11/02/2007

Received in Vermont - 11/05/2007

Check Cashed by VSC - 11/09/2007

Received NOA 1 - 11/10/2007

Biometrics - 01/10/2008

Card production ordered - 09/10/2008

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OK, I admit that I posted this in the Canadian forum a few days ago so it could be considered a used funny, but most of you probably didn't see it the first time around...

Background story: I work at a history/technology museum and every morning my boss and I go down to open everything up and make sure that nothing has gone bump in the night. A few days ago, we looked into a case depicting a WWI trench scene where a US Doughboy is questioning a German soldier and this is what we found. Note: the crafty German has a knife under his hand.

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[German Soldier] I... am your father!

[u.S. Soldier] NOOOOOO!! It's not possible!

Okay, that's bad, I realize that. But it had to be done. :P

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lol///

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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