Typical cornhusker baby boy...

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A Nebraska Cornhusker fan is drinking in a New York bar when, he

gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of

drinks for

everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical

Cornhusker

baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,

but the

Nebraska fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home,

folks,like I

said, my boy's a typical Nebraska Corn husker baby boy.

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many

exclamations of "WOW!".

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says,

"Say, you're

the father of that typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby that

weighed 25

pounds at

birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two

weeks.

So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious.

"What

happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Nebraska father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his

lips on

his

shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender "Had him circumcised."

Go Huskers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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