You know you're an internet junkie if....

[~*Maria*~ 1]

You know you're an Internet Junkie if...

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. go to the bathroom and stop to check e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with 14.4 modems.

8. You start using smilies in your snail mail.

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem... And you succeed.

10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."

13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

14. Your cat has its own home page.

15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

20. You tell the cab driver you live at "http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html."

21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

[almaty 19]

14. Your cat has its own home page.

lol

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

[Ta Ta 1]

8. You start using smilies in your snail mail.

[MKCT 0]

16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

[mawilson 2,133]

I know I'm an Internet junkie. No ifs or buts needed.

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

Worse, you have a laptop in your bathroom which you refer to as "the bathroom laptop".

[Ta Ta 1]

I can add a new one:

# 22 You have the dogs run wildly and in anticipation to the door to go out ,hearing the loud 'goodbye' log off voice from AOL.

( ......thinking finally she gets off her butt any second now and we can pee ! )

[LuzyC 0]

You know you're an Internet Junkie if...

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. go to the bathroom and stop to check e-mail on the way back to bed.

[Jasman0717 9]

You know you're an Internet Junkie if...

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. go to the bathroom and stop to check e-mail on the way back to bed.

Thats me

2. You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."

3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

7. You laugh at people with 14.4 modems.

8. You start using smilies in your snail mail.

Thats me

9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem... And you succeed.

10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."

13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

14. Your cat has its own home page.

15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

20. You tell the cab driver you live at "http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html."

21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

[Elphie 0]

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. go to the bathroom and stop to check e-mail on the way back to bed.

I do that almost every night.

[Marilyn. 340]

23. You actually say the word LOL out loud after reading something funny....