Healthy Golfer

[Jasman0717 9]

An 80-year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape he was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old-timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?"

The old-timer said, "Who said dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you’re 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?"

The old-timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive. He's a golfer too"

Amazed, the doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I’m sure there's more to it. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?"

The old-timer said, "Who said granddad's dead?"

Astounded, the doctor asked, "You mean you're 80 years old, your father's 100 and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old-timer said, "He's 118 years old"

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I supposed he went golfing with you this morning too?"

The old-timer said, "No, Granddad couldn't go this morning because he got married."

The doctor said in amazement, "GOT MARRIED! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old-timer said, "Who said he wanted to"

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

[almaty 19]

i hope i can live up to his standards

[Jasman0717 9]

My sister sends me jokes from her local paper, I couldn't help myself when it came to the golfer joke.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

This has always been one of my favourites. Thanks for sharing it here:-).

[~*Maria*~ 1]

:lol:

[Steve-n-Ana 0]

really makes me

[Jenn! 918]

Golf humor always goes right over my head.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Golf humor always goes right over my head.

fore!

[Jasman0717 9]

Golf humor always goes right over my head.

I was wishing the same thing about a month ago but unfortunately it ended up on my left cheek