My wife cheated on me - with a woman!

[natty bumppo 297]

before you decide to take the plunge... and "dive in"...

perhaps you should think about...what if you "enjoy" the "best friend" MORE than you wife??

then what??

Actually I've worried about that. I mean, what if I "do" the best friend first, would my wife get jealous? And what if I need, say 10 minutes to get ready again? I don't want to disappoint my wife. It's much more complicated then with just 2 people, right?

And what if I only have 1 condom left, then what would I do?

what ... no ... "service with a smile"

they are the customer(s)

[Ban Hammer 13,465]

well the name calling started. now the women are whores. i've not seen anything about money exchanged, just dna

[charlie_brown 0]

:lol:

He's just loving the attention, isn't him?

So in November last year you were getting married with a filipina, now you're having a 3-some with a new wife and her best friend, okay .... troll.

It's pretty simple really. Shortly after those posts I decided to terminate the relationship with the filipina because I had doubts about her, and I met the woman who is now my wife. We got married in April.

[Ban Hammer 13,465]

:lol:

He's just loving the attention, isn't him?

So in November last year you were getting married with a filipina, now you're having a 3-some with a new wife and her best friend, okay .... troll.

It's pretty simple really. Shortly after those posts I decided to terminate the relationship with the filipina because I had doubts about her, and I met the woman who is now my wife. We got married in April.

so anyways, whatcha been doing all this time?

[charlie_brown 0]

OK, so I asked my wife exactly what she meant by "joining them". I had first assumed that she meant having intercourse with both of them, but that wasn't what she meant at all. My wife doesn't want me to have intercourse with her best friend. It turns out they have an actual plan that doesnt include that! (that's actually a big relief for me) The best friend wants to watch while I have intercourse with my wife. Then, my wife wants to give her best friend an orgasm while I watch. Then, the best friend wants to give ME oral sex while my wife watches. She said this is because the best friend likes to give oral sex but her boyfriend only likes "regular" intercourse because they want to have a baby!

[Ta Ta 1]

* runs out and shuts door *

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Dirty troll!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thread

Caro

[rouguewave 7]

OK, so I asked my wife exactly what she meant by "joining them". I had first assumed that she meant having intercourse with both of them, but that wasn't what she meant at all. My wife doesn't want me to have intercourse with her best friend. It turns out they have an actual plan that doesnt include that! (that's actually a big relief for me) The best friend wants to watch while I have intercourse with my wife. Then, my wife wants to give her best friend an orgasm while I watch. Then, the best friend wants to give ME oral sex while my wife watches. She said this is because the best friend likes to give oral sex but her boyfriend only likes "regular" intercourse because they want to have a baby!

Hey charlie, I just talked with Jerry Springer. He's interested in booking the 3 of you onto his show. He also wants to get the wife's girlfriend's boyfriend involved too. He'll be the surprised bf that wants to rip you a new one. The twist will be how he wants to rip it.

[Ban Hammer 13,465]

OK, so I asked my wife exactly what she meant by "joining them". I had first assumed that she meant having intercourse with both of them, but that wasn't what she meant at all. My wife doesn't want me to have intercourse with her best friend. It turns out they have an actual plan that doesnt include that! (that's actually a big relief for me) The best friend wants to watch while I have intercourse with my wife. Then, my wife wants to give her best friend an orgasm while I watch. Then, the best friend wants to give ME oral sex while my wife watches. She said this is because the best friend likes to give oral sex but her boyfriend only likes "regular" intercourse because they want to have a baby!

and you're still here?

eta: so no sammiches with you being the meat in the middle eh?

Edited August 31, 2007 by charlesandnessa

[Jasman0717 9]

What happened, I was betting that by the time I got back from dinner we would be on page 15

[eric&gen 0]

I have a suggestion for you charliebrown pay your wife back on cheating on her go find yourself a gay dude to hook up with lollollol.

Edited August 31, 2007 by evdogg412

[natty bumppo 297]

:lol:

He's just loving the attention, isn't him?

So in November last year you were getting married with a filipina, now you're having a 3-some with a new wife and her best friend, okay .... troll.

It's pretty simple really. Shortly after those posts I decided to terminate the relationship with the filipina because I had doubts about her, and I met the woman who is now my wife. We got married in April.

no doubt supported by your accurate and up-to-date timeline ?

oh ... why are you still talking to us? aren't you being called into action ?

[Ban Hammer 13,465]

:lol:

He's just loving the attention, isn't him?

So in November last year you were getting married with a filipina, now you're having a 3-some with a new wife and her best friend, okay .... troll.

It's pretty simple really. Shortly after those posts I decided to terminate the relationship with the filipina because I had doubts about her, and I met the woman who is now my wife. We got married in April.

no doubt supported by your accurate and up-to-date timeline ?

oh ... why are you still talking to us? aren't you being called into action ?

maybe he's on break?

[Jamie76 0]

Why do I hear 70s porno music when I open up this thread?

[Otto 83]

OK, so I asked my wife exactly what she meant by "joining them". I had first assumed that she meant having intercourse with both of them, but that wasn't what she meant at all. My wife doesn't want me to have intercourse with her best friend. It turns out they have an actual plan that doesnt include that! (that's actually a big relief for me) The best friend wants to watch while I have intercourse with my wife. Then, my wife wants to give her best friend an orgasm while I watch. Then, the best friend wants to give ME oral sex while my wife watches. She said this is because the best friend likes to give oral sex but her boyfriend only likes "regular" intercourse because they want to have a baby!