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VJ sheesh.

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VJ sheesh.

could not have said it better..sister cassie

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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before you decide to take the plunge... and "dive in"...

perhaps you should think about...what if you "enjoy" the "best friend" MORE than you wife??

then what??

Actually I've worried about that. I mean, what if I "do" the best friend first, would my wife get jealous? And what if I need, say 10 minutes to get ready again? I don't want to disappoint my wife. It's much more complicated then with just 2 people, right?

And what if I only have 1 condom left, then what would I do? :help:

you use condoms with your wife? :unsure:

i'd suggest you ask the wife for directions about where to stick it. and go with the flow :lol:

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before you decide to take the plunge... and "dive in"...

perhaps you should think about...what if you "enjoy" the "best friend" MORE than you wife??

then what??

Actually I've worried about that. I mean, what if I "do" the best friend first, would my wife get jealous? And what if I need, say 10 minutes to get ready again? I don't want to disappoint my wife. It's much more complicated then with just 2 people, right?

And what if I only have 1 condom left, then what would I do? :help:

you use condoms with your wife? :unsure:

i'd suggest you ask the wife for directions about where to stick it. and go with the flow :lol:

my advice is that ####### friend of your wife probably has the bullhead,if you plan on doing any ####### divng on her,,put a condom on your tongue...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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This thread is the funniest I've read in a while....

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08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

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09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

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12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

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lets see... if she were banging a man it would be cheating and u would want to divorse her...whats it called when u r banging her friend who is a woman? oh thats not cheating. ur screwed in ur head man. next she will want to bring another man into the mix and then it will be cheating again and u will want to divorse her.

"my advice is that ####### friend of your wife probably has the bullhead,if you plan on doing any ####### divng on her,,put a condom on your tongue... "

lets not forget to add ####### wife also.

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before you decide to take the plunge... and "dive in"...

perhaps you should think about...what if you "enjoy" the "best friend" MORE than you wife??

then what??

Actually I've worried about that. I mean, what if I "do" the best friend first, would my wife get jealous? And what if I need, say 10 minutes to get ready again? I don't want to disappoint my wife. It's much more complicated then with just 2 people, right?

And what if I only have 1 condom left, then what would I do? :help:

use the condom and while you are slaying the ####### friend, start slapping the wife in the face.

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Betrayal IS Betrayal. Male with female or female with female. A true partner will stay faithful and keep her body for you and only you.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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this is prolly the most retarded thread in a long time :lol:

i think this guy needs to go back into the hole he crawled out of

and if my husband was having sex with another man, i wouldnt #1 announce it on VJ ( i have a rep to protect hahaha) and #2 i wouldnt be so CALM about it :D

this guys smoking some real good crack :P

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Part two should be awsome :whistle:

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