My wife cheated on me - with a woman!

[Nessa 23]

Even though it's a troll thread it's really funny. Congratulations! You should write a book. Your imagination is fantastic.

[Sinergy 3]

Why do I hear 70s porno music when I open up this thread?

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[MissStacey 1]

Hey Charlie Brown- Why don't you invite us all over and we can have one massive VJ orgy?

[SteveLaura 0]

Well, I clicked on Charlie's 'My Photos'.

Was I disappointed.

[Jasman0717 9]

OK, so I asked my wife exactly what she meant by "joining them". I had first assumed that she meant having intercourse with both of them, but that wasn't what she meant at all. My wife doesn't want me to have intercourse with her best friend. It turns out they have an actual plan that doesnt include that! (that's actually a big relief for me) The best friend wants to watch while I have intercourse with my wife. Then, my wife wants to give her best friend an orgasm while I watch. Then, the best friend wants to give ME oral sex while my wife watches. She said this is because the best friend likes to give oral sex but her boyfriend only likes "regular" intercourse because they want to have a baby!

Watch

[charlie_brown 0]

I know some of you think this is a big joke but it's serious. I love my wife and I want her to be happy. She is very kind and generous. She doesnt need to work, so she does volunteer work at the church and our local charity food bank. She is always bringing home stray cats to take care of and bring back to good health and find new homes for. You know, I once saw a cashier give her $10 too much change, and she gave it back right away, no hesitation!

I really like my wifes best friend (i will call her Sarah, no real names here!) too. Sarah is one of my favorite people, and shes really cute and sexy (in a cute and innocent kind of way, not in a vulgar way, if you know what I mean). My wife is always saying that to me, "don't you think Sarah is sexy?". Trust me, this is really makes it hard for me to say no.

[MissStacey 1]

Ok- so you claim this isn't a joke.What do you want? VJ's blessing to have a threesome with your wife and friend?

Why don't you start a poll?

[*julez* 124]

Ok- so you claim this isn't a joke.What do you want? VJ's blessing to have a threesome with your wife and friend?

Why don't you start a poll?

Stacey! Don't give him any ideas! We've already wasted enough time on this guy!!!

OP - none of us care if you and the wife and the other gal get it on, or how you do it once the act commences. You obviously are stuggling with the concept of a threesome, so why drag all of us into it too??? You obviously like the abuse, so rather than you spank your naughty wife, have her and her sweetie spank you instead.

Finally, if you aren't satified with the answers here, why not find yourself a sex forum and discuss it there? Sheesh.

[MaRob 0]

So your wife is not cheating on you, bc she is including you... but you will help "Sarah" cheat on her boyfriend? Do you want to be that guy the boyfriend comes after? good grief

Edited August 31, 2007 by MaRob

[eric&gen 0]

Did someone say VJ orgy? I will provide the beer and camcorder lol. All someone has to do is bring extra recording tapes lol

[charlie_brown 0]

Ok- so you claim this isn't a joke.What do you want? VJ's blessing to have a threesome with your wife and friend?

Why don't you start a poll?

Stacey! Don't give him any ideas! We've already wasted enough time on this guy!!!

OP - none of us care if you and the wife and the other gal get it on, or how you do it once the act commences. You obviously are stuggling with the concept of a threesome, so why drag all of us into it too??? You obviously like the abuse, so rather than you spank your naughty wife, have her and her sweetie spank you instead.

Finally, if you aren't satified with the answers here, why not find yourself a sex forum and discuss it there? Sheesh.

Well I would not go to a sex forum because it is not really about the sex, but I'm sure someone as shallow as you could never understand that. My wife and her best friend Sarah are two of the nicest people you could ever know. My wife and I are very much in love and she is a wonderful person. Maybe once in a lifetime, if you are VERY fortunate, you may be lucky enough to meet someone like her - totally genuine, totally honest, and totally unselfish. It's inspiring, really. She has the personality that everyone loves, and people just like to be with her. BTW, she recently received a Community Service Award for her charitble contibutions to our community. She did not propose the sex with me and her best friend as a demand, it is totally up to me to accept or decline, and there is no deadline! She said "take your time to decide"!

[no name 1]

Ok- so you claim this isn't a joke.What do you want? VJ's blessing to have a threesome with your wife and friend?

Why don't you start a poll?

Stacey! Don't give him any ideas! We've already wasted enough time on this guy!!!

OP - none of us care if you and the wife and the other gal get it on, or how you do it once the act commences. You obviously are stuggling with the concept of a threesome, so why drag all of us into it too??? You obviously like the abuse, so rather than you spank your naughty wife, have her and her sweetie spank you instead.

Finally, if you aren't satified with the answers here, why not find yourself a sex forum and discuss it there? Sheesh.

Well I would not go to a sex forum because it is not really about the sex, but I'm sure someone as shallow as you could never understand that. My wife and her best friend Sarah are two of the nicest people you could ever know. My wife and I are very much in love and she is a wonderful person. Maybe once in a lifetime, if you are VERY fortunate, you may be lucky enough to meet someone like her - totally genuine, totally honest, and totally unselfish. It's inspiring, really. She has the personality that everyone loves, and people just like to be with her. BTW, she recently received a Community Service Award for her charitble contibutions to our community. She did not propose the sex with me and her best friend as a demand, it is totally up to me to accept or decline, and there is no deadline! She said "take your time to decide"!

She is definitely generous - telling you to take time to decide if you want to join her in her unfaithfulness.

[Emancipation 2]

Well I would not go to a sex forum because it is not really about the sex, but I'm sure someone as shallow as you could never understand that. My wife and her best friend Sarah are two of the nicest people you could ever know. My wife and I are very much in love and she is a wonderful person. Maybe once in a lifetime, if you are VERY fortunate, you may be lucky enough to meet someone like her - totally genuine, totally honest, and totally unselfish. It's inspiring, really. She has the personality that everyone loves, and people just like to be with her. BTW, she recently received a Community Service Award for her charitble contibutions to our community. She did not propose the sex with me and her best friend as a demand, it is totally up to me to accept or decline, and there is no deadline! She said "take your time to decide"!

This made me laugh outloud "OP/Troll"...

Inspiring indeed!!

[rouguewave 7]

I know some of you think this is a big joke but it's serious. I love my wife and I want her to be happy. She is very kind and generous. She doesnt need to work, so she does volunteer work at the church and our local charity food bank. She is always bringing home stray cats to take care of and bring back to good health and find new homes for. You know, I once saw a cashier give her $10 too much change, and she gave it back right away, no hesitation!

I really like my wifes best friend (i will call her Sarah, no real names here!) too. Sarah is one of my favorite people, and shes really cute and sexy (in a cute and innocent kind of way, not in a vulgar way, if you know what I mean). My wife is always saying that to me, "don't you think Sarah is sexy?". Trust me, this is really makes it hard for me to say no.

No really, I don't think this is a joke. I think its very serious.

"She is always bringing home stray cats to take care of..." I'll leave this one alone, as its too obvious.

"really cute and sexy (in a cute and innocent kind of way, not in a vulgar way, if you know what I mean)." No, in fact I (speaking only for myself) don't know what you mean. I suggested you post some pics, but none can be found. If this is relavant to the discussion I reiterate the suggestion. It would sure help me to understand your dilemma.

"Trust me, this is really makes it hard for me to say no." Trust me, if you said yes it would probably be hard too. Let me know if you don't get it. B)

Edited August 31, 2007 by rouguewave