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island_princess   2

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GOODBYE LETTER

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell

me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new

haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either

you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,

I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West

Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true

that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man

is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because

they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that

doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the

first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since

my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,

I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must

have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork

seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99

price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that

my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After

all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So

when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought

us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were

gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said

that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So

take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was

born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

NATURALIZATION

01-11-2014 N-400 Packet Sent

01-17-2014 Check cleared

01-24-2014 Received NOA dated 01/14 in the mail

02-20-2014 1st Service Request created for delayed biometric appointment letter

03-01-2014 Received 'yellow' letter in the mail

03-28-2014 2nd Service Request created since the 1st request had no response from the assigned Service Center

04-07-2014 Received biometric appointment letter in the mail

04-25-2014 At last, my biometric appointment!!!!

06-09-2014 Interview - recommended for approval!

07-17-2014 Oath Ceremoney USCIS-Orlando Office! I'm A United States Citizen

AOS AND EAD
02-13-2009 AOS Packet Sent
02-15-2009 Delivered to Chicago Lockbox
02-23-2009 Date of NOA1 (AOS & EAD)
02-25-2009 Check Cleared
02-27-2009 Received NOA1s (AOS and EAD) and Bio Appointment Letter in the mail!!
03-18-2009 Biometric Appointment
04-17-2009 EAD card production ordered!
04-27-2009 EAD card in received in mail
06-19-2009 Received interview appointment in the mail
08-19-2009 Interview Date APPROVED!
08-28-2009 Received 10-year GC in the mail

Chantel Rising Star

Chantel   0

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GOODBYE LETTER

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell

me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new

haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either

you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,

I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West

Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true

that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man

is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because

they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that

doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the

first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since

my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,

I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must

have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork

seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99

price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that

my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After

all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So

when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought

us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were

gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said

that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So

take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was

born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

I received this in my email too.... its freakin funny :lol:

K2 ROC Time line
08/31/11 - package sent to CSC
09/02/11 - package delivered(Labor day weekend)
09/07/11 - check cashed
09/21/11 - requested NOA replacement
09/29/11 - received replacement of NOA(no NOA date)
02/03/12 - email received card production ordered!!!
02/09/12 - GC received
N-400 Time line
09/05/12 - package sent to Phoenix AZ
09/07/12 - package received
09/10/12 - NOA sent
09/11/12 - check cashed, email and text received
09/13/12 - biometrics sent
09/14/12 - received NOA(took 4 days to received!!!)
09/15/12 - biometrics letter received
09/26/12 - finger print done
09/28/12 - placed in line for an interview schedule
11/21/12 - interview scheduled
11/28/12 - received interview letter
12/26/12 - INTERVIEW DAY at 2pm
12/31/12 - scheduled for oath ceremony
01/17/13 - OATH CEREMONY

I-30 Petition for Father

6/23/16 - sent application

6/29/16 - NOA1

8/03/16 - NOA2

9/19/16 - NVC approved notice thru email

9/25/16 - AOS fee paid online

alexandra8886 Community Regular

alexandra8886   0

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I received this in my email too.... its freakin funny :lol:

same here :)

Dong & Dang

12/28/2007.....Sent Packet for AOS application

12/29/2007.....USCIS Chicago received our AOS Packet

01/22/2008.....Date of two NOA1 (I-797C) for I-765-EAD & I-131-Application for Travel Document

[Received in mail last 01/26/07]

01/24/2008.....USCIS Chicago encashed our checks

01/28/2008.....Received NOA1 for I-485 though notice, dated 01/22/2008

01/30/2008.....Received Biometrics schedule, Notice date 01/25/2008

02/15/2008.....Biometrics Schedule

02/20/2008.....Confirmation of receipt of RFE (source:USCIS case online update)

02/21/2008.....touched

03/03/2008.....Issued I-512L, Authorization for Parole of an Alien into the United States

03/06/2008.....Issued EAD Card (Employment Authorization)

04/23/2008.....Received Interview Schedule

06/11/2008.....Interview Schedule - Phoenix, AZ

06/14/2008.....Received Notice for the Approval of AOS Application

06/16/2008.....Received Green Card.

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David-and-Mae Experienced

David-and-Mae   15

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
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GOODBYE LETTER

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell

me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new

haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either

you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,

I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West

Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true

that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man

is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because

they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that

doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the

first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since

my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,

I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must

have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork

seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99

price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that

my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After

all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So

when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought

us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were

gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said

that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So

take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was

born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

:lol::lol::lol:

N-400 NATURALIZATION

04/04/2011 - Mailed N-400 to AZ Lockbox

04/06/2011 - Received

04/07/2011 - NOA

04/07/2011 - Check cashed

04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

wioombeen Community Regular

wioombeen   0

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:P

12/13/04 - Met online

04/02/05 - 1st of 5 trips to the Philippines. The last of which I spent 6 months.

04/02/07- 129-F sent to NSC

04/09/07- Receipt notice date for NOA1

04/13/07- Received NOA1

07/09/07- Touched - Due to phone call I am guessing

07/10/07- 2nd touch hmmmm should I be excited? HAHA

07/11/07- 3rd touch - may or may not be due to a phone call.

07/16/07- 4th touch

07/17/07- 5th touch

07/20/07- NOA2

07/26/07- Received NOA2 hard copy

07/26/07- Received by NVC

07/30/07- NVC Shipped petition to Manila Embassy

10/05/07- Interview date WOW/ Approved

My photos

vsmtghdy Proficient

vsmtghdy   2

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Yep! I received this in my e-mails too!

HELEN

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22 February 2010 - mailed the N-400 packet

02 March 2010 - Check encashed/I-797C NOA

03 March 2010 - USCIS Acceptance Confirmation via e-mail and text message

06 March 2010 - received I-797C, Notice of Action/Receipt

01 April 2010 - Biometrics Appointment (Biometrics done 4/7/10)

27 April 2010 - received I-797C/ Request to Appear for Naturalization Interview

02 June 2010 - Interview schedule

17 June 2010 - Oath Taking (Memorial Auditorium, Sacramento, CA)

jazzy Collaborator

jazzy   0

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Philippines
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GOODBYE LETTER

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show

for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell

me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.*

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new

haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either

you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,

I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West

Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true

that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man

is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because

they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that

doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the

first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since

my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,

I didn't comment . And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must

have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork

seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99

price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that

my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After

all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. **So

when I hit the lotto f or ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought

us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were

gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said

that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So

take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was

born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.

hahahahahahahahaha :crying::dance: funny...!

4-26-06 Married Cebu, Philippines

I-130 (wife & step daughter)

5-05-06 sent

5-08-06 received

5-20-06 Noa#1 (notice date)

5-25-06 Noa#1 (mail recieved)

5-31-06 (touched)

7-12-06 (touched) received email....cases transfered to CSC

7-13-06 (touched)

7-17-06 received NOA in mail (transfer notice)

7-19-06 CSC received petitions

7-20-06 (touched)

7-21-06 (touched)

7-22-06 (touched)

8-03-06 APPROVED (via email)

8-04-06 (touched)

8-06-06 (touched)

8-08-06 received NOA#2 in mail(sent to NVC)

NVC

8-17-06 NVC received and assigned case #s

8-28-06 ds-3032 and aos bill generated (sent out same day)

9-06-06 ds-3032 accepted (email) - resent for cr-2

9-18-06 IV bills received and express mailed

9-20-06 received AOS in mail

9-21-06 AOS sent

9-23-06 (touched)...weird

9-25-06 ds-230 generated

9-30-06 ds-230 received in mail

10-3-06 ds-230 mailed to nvc

10-17-06 CASE COMPLETE!!!

12-26-06 Case sent to manila

12-30-06 Rececieved Packet 4

2-01-07 St. Lukes complete

2-8-07 INTERVIEW!!!!!! AR-need to submit photos of step daughter

2-10-07 Mailed photos to embassy

2-13-07 Photos arrive at embassy

2-21-07 Photos made it out of mail room to case worker!!

3-07-07 Delbros text...VISAS released from embassy

3-09-07 VISAS IN HAND!!!!!!!!

3-29-07 Arrived in Newark (POE)

Eddie&Mary Enthusiast

Eddie&Mary   0

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Posted

That letter is funny!!! :P

OUR TIMELINE

MARCH 7, 2007 - SENT I-129F TO CSC

MARCH 13, 2007- NOA1

MARCH 19, 2007- REC'D BY SNAIL MAIL

May 23, 2007- APPROVED!

May 24, 2007- Rec'd e mail stating I was approved on the 23rd!!!!

May 29, 2007- Arrives at NVC

May 30, 2007- Called NVC and received MNL#

May 31, 2007- Left NVC headed to MANILA

June 4, 2007- Petition Arrives at USE Manila

June 12, 2007- Packet Mailed from Manila

June 25, 2007- Rec'd Packet

July 27, 2007- Medical appointment Aug. 3, 2007- August 3rd Interview, APPROVED!!! 149 days from filing!!!

Sept. 7,2007- Mary will be landing in LAX

island_princess Community Regular

island_princess   2

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yeah, it seems like the world is so small with these whole internet thing. most likely, we get the same forwarded email in the same day. cool, right?

NATURALIZATION

01-11-2014 N-400 Packet Sent

01-17-2014 Check cleared

01-24-2014 Received NOA dated 01/14 in the mail

02-20-2014 1st Service Request created for delayed biometric appointment letter

03-01-2014 Received 'yellow' letter in the mail

03-28-2014 2nd Service Request created since the 1st request had no response from the assigned Service Center

04-07-2014 Received biometric appointment letter in the mail

04-25-2014 At last, my biometric appointment!!!!

06-09-2014 Interview - recommended for approval!

07-17-2014 Oath Ceremoney USCIS-Orlando Office! I'm A United States Citizen

AOS AND EAD
02-13-2009 AOS Packet Sent
02-15-2009 Delivered to Chicago Lockbox
02-23-2009 Date of NOA1 (AOS & EAD)
02-25-2009 Check Cleared
02-27-2009 Received NOA1s (AOS and EAD) and Bio Appointment Letter in the mail!!
03-18-2009 Biometric Appointment
04-17-2009 EAD card production ordered!
04-27-2009 EAD card in received in mail
06-19-2009 Received interview appointment in the mail
08-19-2009 Interview Date APPROVED!
08-28-2009 Received 10-year GC in the mail

 
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