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Farting during $ex.

Is that a pet peeve or a problem?

A general peeve. Not an 'actual' problem.

Hehehehehehehe!!! I almost fell out of my chair...

unliscensed unisured Drivers (majority in CA are Illegally in this country) Adding to traffic congestion.

Preach!!!

when it is cold I like to wear socks to bed.. I can't sleep if my feet are cold...

When it's time to go to bed and my lovely wife puts her cold feet on my body because she thinks it's funny... Hehehehe!!!

Edited by Sheriff Uling

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* When folks on VJ game me hell about changing my ID to Sheriff Uling. I'm surprised that nobody has commented about the "VJ Ambassador" thing. :devil:

* When the doctor grabs my balls then tells me to turn my head to the side and cough. :devil:

* Bad kids in public places! You know the terrible toddlers running around the stores making noise not listening to their parents. I just want to hang them by their toenails and spank them (along with the parents)! Arrrggggghhhhh!!!!

Edited by Sheriff Uling

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4.3 Manila Embassy (Immigrant Visa Unit) | 011-632-301-2000 ext 5184 or dial 0

4.4 Department of State | (202) 663-1225, press 1, press 0,

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4.6 Visa Interview Appointments website | CLICK HERE

4.7 St. Lukes | 011-63-2-521-0020

5.1 DELBROS website | CLICK HERE

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6.3 I-94 Arrival / Departure info | CLICK HERE

Adjustment of Status (AOS) Information

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Some people ask how tall I am and when i tell that I'm 4'9

Ok that makes sense.

For a long time I thought that Gary was a Jolly Green Giant. :P

only if he comes in a can :whistle:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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* When the doctor grabs my balls then tells me to turn my head to the side and cough.

ny doctor is female...and cute... my only complaint is when she checks my prostate ..she has a tip jar....also, she makes me check hers... :unsure:

Edited by almaty

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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stupid people= poor decision makers and problem solvers...clients for me /// although, you cannot fix stupid..you can put a band-aid on it at times

Edited by almaty

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Miserable unhappy mean people. Arrrggghhhh!!!! The folks that are just ####### simple just to be an #######...

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Manila Embassy K1 Visa Information

4.2 National Visa Center (NVC) | (603) 334-0700 press 1, then 5....

4.3 Manila Embassy (Immigrant Visa Unit) | 011-632-301-2000 ext 5184 or dial 0

4.4 Department of State | (202) 663-1225, press 1, press 0,

4.5 Document Verification | CLICK HERE

4.6 Visa Interview Appointments website | CLICK HERE

4.7 St. Lukes | 011-63-2-521-0020

5.1 DELBROS website | CLICK HERE

6.2 CFO Guidance and Counseling Seminar | MANILA or CEBU

6.3 I-94 Arrival / Departure info | CLICK HERE

Adjustment of Status (AOS) Information

Please review the signature and story tab of my wife's profile, [Deputy Uling].

DISCLAIMER: Providing information does not constitute legal consul nor is intended as a substitute for legal representation.

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faucets they drip or run,......

people with no sense of humor

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Misspelled words/bad grammar on public signs, or on notices from teachers that are sent home from SCHOOL.

8-30-05 Met David at a restaurant in Germany

3-28-06 David 'officially' proposed

4-26-06 I-129F mailed

9-25-06 Interview: APPROVED!

10-16-06 Flt to US, POE Detroit

11-5-06 Married

7-2-07 Green card received

9-12-08 Filed for divorce

12-5-08 Court hearing - divorce final

A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together.

It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

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Un'warrante'd apostrophe's in plu'ral noun's.

05-13-06 - Met at Neo Nightclub in Chicago through a mutual friend.

05-24-06 - First formal date, followed immediately by weekend spent together.

09-07-06 - First trip to the UK. Sick most of the time, loved it anyway. :)

11-21-06 - Alasdair comes in for Thanksgiving.

03-28-07 - Second trip to the UK, flew out to Northern Ireland to meet the parents.

06-12-07 - Alasdair's next visit, we go everywhere and do everything. :)

06-17-07 - We become formally engaged, though it'd been in discussion for months.

07-27-07 - I-129F packet sent to Nebraska Service Center.

07-30-07 - I-129F packet received at Nebraska Service Center and forwarded to California.

08-24-07 - Check finally cashed!

08-25-07 - NOA1 Received!

01-30-08 - NOA2 Finally Received!

03-18-08 - Packet 3 Received!

04-03-08 - Packet 4 Received!

04-28-08 - Interview at 8:30am

Fiance still an idiot, sent wrong doc, still waiting on arrival date.

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