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Ban Hammer   13,346

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EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his ####### got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

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Sucker !

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Aww poor wee captain dan still at it :lol: :lol: i saw him last year at the fringe and didnt get his pecker stuck to a vaccum cleaner.....just goes to show things dont go right 2 years running!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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i'm surprised no one has said it yet, so here goes..........

sucks to be him :lol:

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i'm surprised no one has said it yet, so here goes..........

sucks to be him :lol:

The little Dirt Devil was fortunate his thang wasnt stuck in the *beater* brush.

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i heard his main problem was that he was hung like a hamster

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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