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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

get ready for steven to post hundreds of threads linking your tongue to global warming :lol:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Nessa Grand Master

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

as long as his tongue is not what's been attracting all the illegals to the States it's all good :lol:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,340

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

as long as his tongue is not what's been attracting all the illegals to the States it's all good :lol:

:idea: so that's how they get here! they take the almaty tongue highway :lol:

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

as long as his tongue is not what's been attracting all the illegals to the States it's all good :lol:

well, sister nessa..i always enjoy eating mexican food and girls... :blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Nessa Grand Master

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:lol::lol::lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

get ready for steven to post hundreds of threads linking your tongue to global warming :lol:

yeap, he got al gore coming over tonight ....i ask him to bring tipper

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Sand Experienced

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:lol::lol:

بســــم اللـــــه الــــرحمـن الــــرحــــيم

My N-400 timeline, I hope it will help - Local Office (Chula Vista Field Office - San Diego)

10/01/2010: Application was sent.

10/04/2010: Application was received.

10/06/2010: Email received "Application has been received" & Noticed Date.

10/07/2010: "Touch"

10/08/2010: "Touch" & Check was Cashed

10/09/2010: NOA1 Received via mail.

10/22/2010: Status Changed Online "Request for evidence" It was for Biometrics.

10/25/2010: Request for evidence recieved "Biometrics Notice".

11/18/2010: Biometrics date ==> 11:00AM. Biometrics was taken On time.

12/03/2010: "Yellow Letter" Received.

12/06/2010: "Touch" Case Moved to "Testing and Interview".

12/08/2010: Interview Letter received via mail.

01/13/2011: Interview Date. Done, " Thanks To ALLAH, I Passed the Test.

01/18/2011: Oath Letter was Sent.

01/20/2011: Oath Letter Recieved via mail.

01/28/2011: Oath Date. ==> Done, I am a U.S. Citizen

01/31/2011: Applied for a U.S. Passport Book, And, U.S. Passport Card.

02/25/2011: Passport Book's Received.

02/26/2011: Passport Card's Received.

02/28/2011: Certificate Of Naturalization's Returned.

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holy ####### :blink:

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Lifting Conditions

03/30/2010: Petition mailed

04/05/2010: NOA

04/09/2010: NOA received in mail

04/20/2010: Biometrics Appointment

06/22/2010: RFE date

06/30/2010: RFE received

07/16/2010: RFE reply sent

07/19/2010: RFE delivery confirmed

08/05/2010: Card Production Ordered!

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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holy ####### :blink:

i know sister..this thread's destiny was the gutter...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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My husbands tongue is a bit longer than Gene Simmons :D

that short eh? i can lick my eyebrows with my tongue :innocent:

fffs, if you could lick your own balls, that'd be summat to brag about :lol:

Then again, you wouldn't have time for vj....

lol sister lisa..you know men...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,340

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My husbands tongue is a bit longer than Gene Simmons :D

that short eh? i can lick my eyebrows with my tongue :innocent:

fffs, if you could lick your own balls, that'd be summat to brag about :lol:

Then again, you wouldn't have time for vj....

sounds like a good idea for a poll :lol:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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My husbands tongue is a bit longer than Gene Simmons :D

that short eh? i can lick my eyebrows with my tongue :innocent:

fffs, if you could lick your own balls, that'd be summat to brag about :lol:

Then again, you wouldn't have time for vj....

sounds like a good idea for a poll :lol:

I would never have to leave the house!!

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

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JVKn'CVO   11

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I prefer today's threads way better than the usual global warming, illegals threads.

well, thanks to global warming my tongue has grew....

almaty's tongue responsible for global warming! :dance::dance::dance:

:blush: ....

get ready for steven to post hundreds of threads linking your tongue to global warming :lol:

I thought global warming was Bush's fault...then it couldn't be Almaty's fault...unless...unless...

..... :blink:

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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