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You know you are living in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave .

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this Message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.

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5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. aren't on vj

:blush:

Edited by charlesandnessa

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14. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.

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sooo true...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Those were the signs of living in 1994 for me.

In 2007 ...

- you have a buddy group in your aim for your home

- to deal with house chores, you set up a server sending out notifications on Wednesday to remember to put the trash out on Thursday morning and try to find a washing machine that would be able to be connected to the internet so you can do your laundry online

- you have at least 5 virtual machines on each computer and server you own

- you realize that despite Microsoft's marketing, Vista isn't as usable as most of the unix based systems were by the mid-1980s

- you'll get an iPhone when you can run Skype in it. Or you'll use your DS lite for phone when it will have skype ..

- you'll make once a year an effort to be offline, that being camping or somewhere out of reach of the internet, and would not consider moving anywhere where you only get isdn

- no one that you know finds it odd that you met your spouse online. or they find it odd if someone found their spouse offline, if that was even not in work or school ...

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Those were the signs of living in 1994 for me.

In 2007 ...

- you have at least 5 virtual machines on each computer and server you own

- you realize that despite Microsoft's marketing, Vista isn't as usable as most of the unix based systems were by the mid-1980s

- no one that you know finds it odd that you met your spouse online. or they find it odd if someone found their spouse offline, if that was even not in work or school ...

oh yeah! Hehehehehe - you've been talking with my husband too!

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

. Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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I really miss the simple life of the 70's and 80's. Cash was king and kids didnt wear combat headgear to ride a bicycle with training wheels.

22 Jun 05 - We met in a tiny bar in Williamsburg, Va. (spent all summer together)

27 May 06 - Sasha comes back for a 2nd glorious summer (spent 8 months apart)

01 Jan 07 - Jason travels to Moscow for 2 weeks with Sasha

27 May 07 - Jason again travels to Moscow for 2 weeks of perfection

14 July 07 - I-129F and all related documents sent to VSC

16 July 07 - I-129F delivered to VSC and signed for by P. Novak

20 July 07 - NOA1 issued / receipt number assigned

27 Sep 07 - Jason travels to Moscow to be with Sasha for 2 weeks

28 Nov 07 - NOA2 issued...TOUCHED!...then...APPROVED!!!

01 Dec 07 - NVC receives/assigns case #

04 Dec 07 - NVC sends case to U.S. Embassy Moscow

26 Dec 07 - Jason visits Sasha in Russia for the 4th and final time of 2007 :)

22 Feb 08 - Moscow Interview! (APPROVED!!!)..Yay!

24 Mar 08 - Sasha and Jason reunite in the U.S. :)

31 May 08 - Married

29 Dec 08- Alexander is born

11 Jan 10 - AOS / AP / EAD package sent

19 Jan 10 - AOS NOA1 / AP NOA1 / EAD NOA1

08 Feb 10 - AOS case transferred to CSC

16 Mar 10 - AP received

16 Mar 10 - AOS approved

19 Mar 10 - EAD received

22 Mar 10 - GC received

 

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