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crashandcari   0

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I know I have this in a thread under another post but its so funny it deserves its own thread:

Hormones

>

> The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a

> man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his

> own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a

> driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or

significant other!!

>

> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

>

> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

>

> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

> SAFER: What did I do wrong?

> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

>

> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

>

> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

>

> 13 Things PMS Stands For:

> 1. Pass My Shotgun

> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift

> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree

> 4. Puffy Mid-Section

> 5. People Make me Sick

> 6. Provide Me with Sweets

> 7. Pardon My Sobbing

> 8. Pimples May Surface

> 9. Pass My Sweatpants

> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

> 11. Plainly; Men Suck

> 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...

> 13. Potential Murder Suspect

>

> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who

> might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember:

> Money talks...but chocolate sings.

>

> Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with

> my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be

> able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

> When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

> Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.

>

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hormones make me laugh

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

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always gives me a good chuckle cari! :lol:

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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hormones make me laugh

:o not me...i like to get away

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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hormones make me laugh

:o not me...i like to get away

you are a right thinking Bro! :thumbs::lol:

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hormones make me laugh

:o not me...i like to get away

you are a right thinking Bro! :thumbs::lol:

:lol::lol::blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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:D:lol:

Chocolate is ALWAYS the answer.

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:D:lol:

Chocolate is ALWAYS the answer.

and slippers! :D:lol:

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:D:lol:

Chocolate is ALWAYS the answer.

and slippers! :D:lol:

:lol:

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and cheesecake

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

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and cheesecake

Cheesecake covered in warm chocolate ganache! Ooooo so good!

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Chocolate yummy. :thumbs:

My mum sent some Cadbury's chocolate for Easter. The dog and I ate the whole damn bar last night. Sorry mum couldn't wait til Easter !! :blush:

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snugglebunny could have used this last week to better understand how he can say something and I can draw a long line from that to something completely unrelated that I don't like. And I could have used to read it for the laugh... Especially when I was trying on jeans and nothing was fitting and he said "are you bigger in the midsection than you usually are?

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