Meet Bubba, men's answer to Maxine

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Meet Bubba, men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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lol..that was funny and true

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[almaty 19]

NOT

WHAT??????????? i thought it was all true....now, i am confused..which ones were false sister?

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Meet Bubba, men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it. NOT

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. POSSIBILITY

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. NOT

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." NOT

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven. NOT GOOD REASON HA

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure. NOT BUT ASK CHARLES TO BE SURE

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. NOW THIS ONE MAYBE TRUE HA

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always. THIS ONE IS RIGHT HA

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake. JUST HALF OF THE STORY

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to. NO ANSWER

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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. I DONT THINK-------------------------------------------------------------------

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. AMEN

[almaty 19]

Meet Bubba, men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it. NOT

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. POSSIBILITY

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. NOT

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." NOT

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven. NOT GOOD REASON HA

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure. NOT BUT ASK CHARLES TO BE SURE

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. NOW THIS ONE MAYBE TRUE HA

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always. THIS ONE IS RIGHT HA

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake. JUST HALF OF THE STORY

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to. NO ANSWER

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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. I DONT THINK-------------------------------------------------------------------

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. AMEN

terrible viewpoint there sister brindie...

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Funny

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Meet Bubba, men's answer to Maxine

Men strike back!

you left out one...............

if a man is watching tv in the living room and his wife keeps coming from the kitchen and nagging at him every 5 minutes, what has he done wrong?

he made the chain too long

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charles, charles