Trump's SOTU Speech (March 2025)

[TBoneTX 46,566]

Kind of a mini-catchall thread for the SOTU, or joint address to Congress.

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Democrats Can't Applaud a Child Who Survived Brain Cancer

 

Perhaps the star of the night at President Donald Trump's address to a joint session of Congress was D.J. Daniels, who always dreamed of being a police officer and was sworn in as a Secret Service agent.

 

You'd think the sour-faced Democrats could have applauded a kid who survived cancer.  [...]

https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/03/04/democrats-cant-applaud-a-child-who-survived-brain-cancer-n2409347

[TBoneTX 46,566]

We saw several shots of NB's gorgeous flame Pelosi.

 

I actually think that Bondi, Noem, Gabbard, and even Leavitt are some of the foxiest appointees ever.

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REMINDER:  It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats' Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-democrats-hold-up-signs-which-will-definitely-not-immediately-be-photoshopped-and-backfire

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Too bad we don't have that petulance thread anymore.

 

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2025/03/05/ted-cruz-elon-musk-n2409341

[TBoneTX 46,566]

This is priceless!

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The death rattle of 'the Resistance'

Remember when the phrase 'the Resistance' would conjure up visions of sexy French youths in berets battling actual Nazis?  Now all it brings to mind is ageing dullards in pink suits holding up signs saying 'This is not normal' while sporting the most turbo-smug look on their faces.  As US president Donald Trump spoke to a joint session of Congress last night, 'across the aisle the Resistance was stirring', gushed the Guardian's DC reporter.  His piece was illustrated with a pic of some congresswoman in pearls and a balding Democrat looking aghast as Trump talked.  Seriously, if this is 'the Resistance', the world's tyrants can rest easy.  [...]

https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/03/05/the-death-rattle-of-the-resistance/

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CBS Shock Poll:  Trump Speech Hits Sky-High 76% Approval!

When is a divisive speech not a divisive speech?

It's when more than 3 out of 4 people agree with it.

That's not what the mainstream media was seeking, of course.  [...]

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2025/03/05/cbs-shock-poll-trump-speech-hits-sky-high-76-approval-n4937593

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Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

 

BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them.

The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles.  Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed.  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles

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Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife

SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it.  As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise.

"You never help out around the house," Hampton's wife claimed as the paddle was raised in defiance.  "And stop waving that stupid sign around!"  [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-holds-up-false-paddle-during-argument-with-wife

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Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor that Trump honored during his speech last night.

During his speech to Congress, Trump deputized the young boy and made him an honorary Secret Service agent.  Democrats say this type of obvious grab at power won't be tolerated.

"We must resist," Nancy Pelosi said in an interview on CNN.  "No one elected D.J. Daniels!  Trump simply appointed him [...]

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-file-articles-of-impeachment-against-little-black-boy-with-cancer

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Foreign Minister of Country No One Has Heard of Is BIG MAD That No One Has Heard of His Country

 

Most people had no idea that Lesotho even existed before Trump mentioned it. And no one knows why we are sending them $8 million to promote the gender cult.

 

But rather than being grateful that Trump finally let the world know his nation exists, Lesotho Foreign Minister Lejone Mpotjoane was BIG MAD that Trump 'insulted' his country.  [...]

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/03/06/foreign-minister-of-country-no-one-has-heard-of-is-big-mad-that-no-one-has-heard-of-his-country-n2409424

[Ban Hammer 13,819]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Foreign Minister of Country No One Has Heard of Is BIG MAD That No One Has Heard of His Country

 

Most people had no idea that Lesotho even existed before Trump mentioned it. And no one knows why we are sending them $8 million to promote the gender cult.

 

But rather than being grateful that Trump finally let the world know his nation exists, Lesotho Foreign Minister Lejone Mpotjoane was BIG MAD that Trump 'insulted' his country.  [...]

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/03/06/foreign-minister-of-country-no-one-has-heard-of-is-big-mad-that-no-one-has-heard-of-his-country-n2409424

and now more know about it.  he should be happy.

[TBoneTX 46,566]

15 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

and now more know about it.  he should be happy.

Instead of getting mad, he should have used this as an opportunity to promote tourism, economic cooperation, etc.  Just think of all the curious potential travelers whom he could have enticed with a different approach.