MENA distractions as therapy

[sarah and hicham 3]

self edited due to rudeness

J

rudeness!?

Jackie- you can be rude because this is your thread.

Edited August 12, 2007 by sarah and hicham

[aya*abouelnasr 0]

Just kidding about the GB, hope it wasn't offensive to you. It was not meant to be.....Sorry Whatever the surprise is, I am sure it will be a great one...

[Malarie 0]

Pastry AND men! Gotta love my MENA girls You sure know how to cheer someone up.

Jackie

looking for pic of Marco Antonio Solis......

OK - I dont know if I can get this to post .... but I can help you out with this request.........

OK -- ARE YOU SMILING JACKIE???

Enjoy!

[Malarie 0]

Pastry AND men! Gotta love my MENA girls You sure know how to cheer someone up.

Jackie

looking for pic of Marco Antonio Solis......

OK - I dont know if I can get this to post .... but I can help you out with this request.........

OK -- ARE YOU SMILING JACKIE???

Enjoy!

OHHH

I forgot to ask if you are going to his concert in a couple of weeks?

[The_dip_sticks 0]

I work with a doctor who is looking for a "DISTRACTION". Six foot four, tan, Richard Gere hair, sounds like a dj when he talks, handsome, sixty, single............DOCTOR

damn my sister said every thing sounded good till you got to the sixty part LOL

[The_dip_sticks 0]

I got a new piercing today. I now have a little crystal in my nose.

wooo hooo welcome to the nose pierced club! I got the same little smally tiny crystal in my nose too. I had my nose pierced for about 7 years now. im so glas a work for a laid back compay where we are supposed to look fresh and hip. If I was stuck some where else they would probably tell me to do away with it. But yay there is no need for that. =0)

[Henia 11]

My MENA distraction as therapy would having the hammam all to myself for the afternoon! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[amal 4]

I want a nose ring

[~Jackie~ 30]

Thx Malarie! Where is Marco going to be in concert?

Belly ring is a little tender today. Let's hope for no infection.

Ok, here is my rude poem, dedicated to one who shall remain nameless (it's all about me here)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am hot

Sucks to be you.

Jackie

amor en silencio.......

Edited August 12, 2007 by jmagayreh

[Malarie 0]

Thx Malarie! Where is Marco going to be in concert?

Belly ring is a little tender today. Let's hope for no infection.

Ok, here is my rude poem, dedicated to one who shall remain nameless (it's all about me here)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am hot

Sucks to be you.

Jackie

amor en silencio.......

Jackie --

I am from the suburbs of Chicago --- I think I assumed were from the same because of your timeline (heck maybe you are)....

He will be here on September 2nd at the Allstate Arena with Juan Gabriel.

Yes - I took those pictures myself from past concerts -hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[a1angied 0]

Ok my friend hope this makes you laugh as it did me!

Subject: Taste Test

A class of first graders taste a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange.................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating

Them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother

May sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

Yelled, 'Oh, my gosh, They're a$$-holes!'

[~Jackie~ 30]

Are you sure ?????? In Chicago? I live near Joliet. I want to go. Are you going? Maybe we can meet up. I looked at the site, is he going to be there the 1st or 2nd of Sept?

Jackie

[a1angied 0]

Subject: ANGER MANAGEMENT

When you occasionally have a really bad day,

and you just need to take it out on someone, don't

take it out on someone you know, take it out on

someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a

phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number

and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I

please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear

"Get the right f.......ing number!" and the phone was

slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone

could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's

correct number to call her, I found that I had

accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call

the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled

"You're an a$$hole!" and hung up. I wrote his number

down with the word 'a$$hole' next to it, and put it

in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was

paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him

up and yell, "You're an a$$hole!"

It always cheered me up.

When Caller, ID was introduced, I thought my

therapeutic 'a$$hole' calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John

Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see

if you're familiar with our Caller, ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's

because you're an a$$hole!" and hung up..

One day I was at the store, getting ready to

pull into a parking spot.. Some guy in a black BMW

cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently

waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been

waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I

noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I

wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling

the first a$$hole (I had his number on speed dial),

I thought that I'd better call the BMW a$$hole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW

for sale?"

He said, "Yes, it is."

I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"

He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in

Fairfax. It's a yellow Rambler,

and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?"

He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"

I asked, "When's a good time to catch you,

Don?"

He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an a$$hole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my

speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had

two a$$holes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called a$$hole 1.

He said, "Hello."

I said, "You're an a$$hole!" (But I didn't

hang up.)

He asked, "Are you still there?"

I said, "Yeah,"

He screamed, " Stop calling me,"

I said, "Make me,"

He asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "My name is Don Hansen."

He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"

I said, "A$$hole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd.,

in Fairfax, it's a yellow rambler and I have a black

Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And

you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared,

a$$hole," and hung up.

Then I called ####### 2.

He said, "Hello?"

I said, "Hello, a$$hole."

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

I said, "You'll what?"

He exclaimed, "I'll kick your a$$!"

I answered, "Well, a$$hole, here's your

chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the

police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd., in

Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to

kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang

war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to

Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two

a$$holes beating the ####### out of each other in front

of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and

surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

[~Jackie~ 30]

Angie, girl you crack me up.

Jackie

[a1angied 0]

A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room

and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was,

"Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,

they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"

she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby

and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked,

"Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked,

"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"